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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

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Working from home means I get to make my iced coffee in a cocktail shaker without judgement.

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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

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Stop trying to be productive

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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WHAT ARE THE BORDERLAND RULERS PLANNING?

They’re meeting in secret! What are they going to do?

IS MAZRIM TAIM A DARKFRIEND???? OR JUST A POWER HUNGRY NARCISSIST?

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My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

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Anyone?

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you bottle Miette??

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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