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Been working hard on those squats though #determined #empowered #toomsblooms #tattooed 

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Lovely panties 

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I can relate to this…

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this is so fucking incredible.

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This was a very emotionally intelligent man, a mentor to look up to 

I can relate to this…

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Damn, I’m a rare lady #naturalblondesgohard 

Did you know only two percent of the world’s population is naturally blonde? Because of that, people have tried some pretty weird shit over the years in pursuit of the golden dragon. Back in the day, you couldn’t exactly walk to Walmart and buy an eight-dollar box of do-it-yourself bullshit. Really, eight dollars? C’mon, of course that product is garbage. If you’re trying to go blonde, fork over the money and have it done by a professional. You’ll be glad you did. Because you’ll look like that gal from ‘Frozen,’ instead of the fucking pumpkin that later became Cinderella’s carriage. Seriously, you get what you pay for. And it’s your choice: Do you want to be an ice princess, or do you want to be a Halloween decoration? While you think about that, we’ll discuss old-timey hair dying techniques. In Ancient Rome, women attained golden locks with the use of pigeon shit. In Renaissance Venice, they used horse urine. Why? Well, like most permanent hair dye, both of these items contain ammonia. I’m not exactly sure how successful these organic products were (or still are), but hey, at least they’re made by animals instead of being tested on animals — right? Besides, blondes have more fun, and what’s more fun than rinsing your hair in animal excrement. Speaking of fun, in Ancient Greece, the prostitutes were easy to find because they wore blonde wigs. So, there’s that. I guess you could say those blondes were having more “fun.” This might also explain why Ruth Handler and the rest of the toy makers at Mattel decided to make Barbie a blonde. Because well, she takes her clothes off a lot. How else do you think she’s paying for that three-story dreamhouse and pink Corvette? You know Ken doesn’t have the bank roll to pay for that shit — he’s a fucking lifeguard. Of course Barbie is the breadwinner in that relationship. You go, girl.

Well shit, don’t let anyone tell you you’re a dumb blonde anymore — you just learned some blonde-ass history. You’re welcome. Now, go enjoy your Sunday, but wash your hair first. It looks fucking disgusting. Use whatever products this dog is using — her hair is gorgeous. #SUNDAYSCHOOL

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You have an IG ?

yes 

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If I pay for a tattoo do I get the video of it being done?

possibly, lol why are you anon. whyyyyy 

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wish I could kiss ur sunburn goodbye for u.

Its actually all healed up! No more sunburn for me. 

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Why don't you have any tattoos?

Would you like to fund them? haha I actually have 3 tattoos I desperately want to get and when I get the funds, its definitely on my to-do list!! :) I don't want to spoil them though, hopefully I can get them sometime in the near future and post pics 

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Did you have a good b day

Actually, it was one of the loneliest, saddest birthdays if I'm being honest. I've recently moved so I don't have friends here and I didn't do anything exciting. But that's why there is always next year! hah

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Hey! I really like your blog.

Thanks! :) I appreciate the love :) 

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Birthday booty 

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Why are you not together anymore?

Many reasons, there is not one simple answer to this. I'm not too big on divulging personal information. But when one door closes, many other doors open! 

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Are you still in a relationship

I am no longer in a relationship.