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emeraldshe​:

chaos begins:  “Are you making a move on me?” sent by @tooshellfish​!

    “I beg your pardon?” There was something…odd about her, other than just the accent. Eloise couldn’t quite place her finger on it, though she was hardly one to complain about something being different, especially a woman who seemed more than happy to speak her mind. “Making a move on you?”

     “Look, man.  I’m not against it.”  She checked the other out quickly.  “You’ve got a rockin’ bod.  And, that nerdy bookish thing is totally working for you.  I’d just like to know.”  She sighed and threw back her head.  “And, I know...girls in this time shouldn’t talk like this, but whatever.  All I’m saying is I’m into it if you’re into it.”

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@happinessfelt:

   Topanga rolled her eyes playfully, but she wasn’t hating this. Actually, Eleanor was kind of intriguing, she was more than okay with it, even if she wasn’t one to rush into these things. “And if I do say yes? What happens next?”

     “Well...”  She was stalling.  She was definitely stalling because she had not expected to get this far.  This was usually when she got yelled at, walked away from, a drink thrown in her face, or if it was some gross dude, they might hook up in the bathroom, but Topanga definitely wasn’t a gross dude.  Topanga was out of her league.  That wasn’t going to stop her from trying, though.  “We could get out of here and grab some drinks...”  

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lcvedriven​:

“i’m not a girl, but i am a friend, so that’s one out of two!” janet shakes her head. “there are immeasurable janets, and we don’t have the restraint of time. try not to think about it too much.” 

     “Yeah...”  She trails off.  Even a brief moment of thinking about it wrinkles her brain.  “I’m not gonna.”  She shakes her head before smiling.  “So, how are you and Jason?”

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it’s wild that i’ve had this blog like 5 years

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aspirinqs​:

    “alright,” lenience where lenience is due: “you are audacious. i will give you that. but if it isn’t too much to ask – it isn’t hot stuff – it’s diane.”

     “You can be both, you know.  Look at me!”  She gestures at herself with an overly proud grin.  “I’m a snack and you know it.  And, fine, whatever....Diane.” 

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@knowsvalue​ sent: “  no kink shaming only kink asking why.  ” 

         “Yeah, man!  You get it.”  She raised her hand waiting for the other to high five her.

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»  ━━  UNHINGED  DISCORD  SERVER  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

quotes  taken  from  a  chaotic  discord  server.  nsfw  themes  present.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

“  kittens are … lesbians ?  ”

“  does anyone remember why i’m deep fried cock  ?  ”

“  i’ll dick you to death if you want.  ”

“  time is forks.  ”

“  do they think they’ll accidently slip inside their pals butt or smth i dont get it.  ”

“  no kink shaming only kink asking why.  ” 

“  what happened to all the lube in this server.  ”

“  god why’s it that deep anyway.  ”

“  mom come get me the brits are scaring me again.  ”

“  I feel like it’d piss him off if I got something dick flavoured.  ”

“  i accidentally called my cat mom and then accidentally called my cat a milf.  ”

“  golden showers for daddy.  ”

“  i woof at you real good.  ”

“  i was going to say ‘ aren’t you going to woof for your daddy’.  ”

“  i dropped my phone because it was making my butt hurt.  ”

“  and today i walk into private spicy dick.  ”

“  mamma mia, i am moist again.  ”

“  maybe i want to cream my muffin.  ”

“  when did you get rid of the lube?  ”

“  my noses are much more supportive than my parents.  ”

“  i don’t stop coming for 10 hours.  ”

“  penetration on the first date.  ”

“  i love the wet place.  ”

“  do you often eat monkey anus?  ”

“  imagine being moo’d at by catherine tate.  ”

“  well well well, if it isn’t a conversation i have no recollection of seeing.  ”

“  her wolf form is hot.  ”

“  i don’t kink shame. clearly, as i am a furry.  ”

“  they’re weak and will not survive the winter.  ”

“  i once had a potato salad that tasted the way horses smell.  ”

“  ah yes, lube up some wheat for free serotonin.  ”

“  do you not like dong oil ?  ”

“  good morning, would you rather be vored or cannibalised  ?  ”

“  woofing or pegging or woofing while pegging ?  ”

“  please don’t use lick and moan so close together.  ”

“  sinning ? in my good christian metacrisis brainmeld ?  ”

“  woof woof daddy.  ”

“  i cause chaos by pegging gay america.  ”

“  the vapour rub made him a vapour sub.  ”

“  drop a bare ass, fuck your ankle a bit, cause some chaos.  ”

“  i prefer the idea of getting a boner over a broken leg…  ”

“  a lot of hand jobs for sperm donations…  ”

“  i’ve got the milf.  ”

“  lick warm fluffy dicks.  ”

“  yes  daddy  pig.  ”

“  oh I thought u were on about the ad golden showers…  ” 

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aspirinqs​:

@tooshellfish​ said: “Hey there, hot stuff.”

    “impossible to imagine we have managed without your charms.”

“Oh, you love it."

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sevntnth​:

ro is a menace:  “ Rockin’ bod ” sent by @tooshellfish​!

    “— oh? You really think so? That’s still a good thing, isn’t it? Never can keep up.“

“Yeah, man.  You keep it TOIGHT!”

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hello

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soon tech week will be over and i will be here again!! i miss and love you all. 

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You‘re annoying

I’m hot as fuck so it doesn’t even matter

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miscxllany​:

@tooshellfish​ liked this post!

❛ It’s nice to see everyone so happy, together here in the Good Place. For some time there I was worried we wouldn’t be all together. ❜

“yeah, man. we did it, but we couldn’t have done it without you.”

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okay so i’ve saved a gv tag, but i have a question. if i do the whole soulmate thing with muses, do y’all prefer that i stick to giving muses soulmates that match your muses sexual/romantic orientations, or would you rather i make it all random and you and the other mun could decide whether it’s like romantic or platonic soulmates?

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in case you’re wondering where i’ve been, i’ve been having fun on my multi @theirfreedom where i also have simone and vicky from tgp, so feel free to hmu there, too.