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I have very normal thoughts and opinions about sniper (We r married with 2 kids in my head)

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I feel like demo would love Adele

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Me coming back to this blog 4 years later

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A matchup would be neat! I'm a girl, cishet, 5'1" tall, ENTP. I have brown hair in a long sidecut and usually wear a black beanie. I have big brown eyes and am really pale. I'm a bit chubby but ok with my body. I wear a piercing in the corner of my lip too. I am usually very sociable and friendly but easily get passionate about many topics. My hobbies include art, playing tabletop games which I make figures for and gaming. I had a very rough past but I always try to be the best I can be. thanks!

I match you up with Scout!!!

-He's all about your body and does grade A body worship!

-Loves your style and can talk to you about anything for hours with the same amount of passion!

-Likes to see your art when you're done with it and gives you TONS of compliments!

-He learns to play tabletop games with you and even asks for you to teach him how to paint figurines!

-You can confide in him about your past and he will respect your boundaries!

-He likes to pick you up since you're shorter than him and he'll always give you a piggy back ride!

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Hello! I scrolled through your posts and fell in love! I hope it's okay If I get a matchup? I'm a 5'3 Female with dark long brown hair and lighter brown eyes. My hobbies include Drawing, playing video games, and making food. I have sunspots all over my face, even though I'm paler than the moon. I also have a strange love for my 6 cats and cherry cola. I also despise veggies. Kill them. B u r n t h e m

Hey sweet thing!

Of course you can!

I match you with Scout!

-A match made in heaven honestly!

- He loves the food you make him and looks forward to it

- Counts the sunspots on your face when you two lay in bed

- He loves your cats! He has cut nicknames for each one too.

- Buys you Cherry Cola and always makes sure the fridge is stocked!

- He thinks it's funny that you don't particularly likes veggies but makes sure your food is veggie-free and gets mad when people mess up your order.

- He plays with your hair and tries to braid it, loves how long it is!

-If you ever ask for a piggy back ride he'll happily oblige! Loves his short Queen.

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I just discovered your blog and you must be one of the most precious beans I have ever seen ❤️

Oh my gosh you are toooo sweet 😭😭😭💗💗💗

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Hey hey sweetheart!! Dropping in to say I love you and your wonderful blog, you're Soo talented and so very precious! I hope you're doing okay, please be taking good care of yourself! 😳👉👈💕💗♥💝😣

You're so sweet 😭😭😭 This made my day!

I've been having a rough year but it's getting better! I'm gonna try to not disappear without warning this time!!! I missed you folks!

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You're alive! :D

Yes yes!

I disappear a lot, I suck I know

But I should be back for a little while to respond to my asks and such.

I missed you all!!! 💗💗

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Help stop the gassing of Immigrants!!

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"I love you"

Scout: Who doesn't.

Soldier: Thanks

Pyro: *laughs nervously*

Demo: YEET

Heavy: Ok

Engie: *finger guns*

Medic: Why

Sniper: I'm sorry

Spy: If only there were someone out there who loved you.

Ms. Pauling: A horrible decision really.

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What sort of drunk are each of the mercs?(and your oc?)

Scout: The giggly, stumbling drunk that says things he shouldn't. Basically exposes himself every time he gets drunk.

Soldier: The somewhat aggressive type. Always wants to wrestle someone or lift weights. Also rants about how Sun Tzu is the best person on the planet.

Pyro: Hiccups, can't keep balanced, and usually has to sit down. Laughs at everything and eventually falls asleep.

Demo: I mean... Not to different from what he usually is. If he's REALLY in a stupor, he'll just pass out or black out and do some embarrassing stuff he won't remember.

Heavy: Has a high tolerance, at the very most he'll be a little drowsy or more amused.

Engineer: Wheezing laughter, slapping people's backs and overall a very bubbly and happy drunk. Might mess around and create a new blueprint for a machine.

Medic: Stumbling around, laughing with his friends, cracking jokes and dancing until he passes out.

Sniper: A calm drunk for the most part, if other are drunk he'll be functional enough to laugh and make fun of someone that did something dumb.

Spy: Spy doesn't usually get drunk. Not on purpose anyways. When he does though, he says thing about his personal life that he miiiight not want anyone to know. Which is why he drinks VERY responsibly.

Margo: Is either dancing and singing loudly or slumped over on the couch. She evidently throws up and that's when she knows it's time to drink some water and relax

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Mercs slow dancing with s/o to a song on the radio?

Scout:

- Put the dancing he learned with Spy to use.

- Twirling his s/o around and watching their smile grow.

- When the song ends he dips them and whispers something in their ear.

- "Wanna do it?"

Soldier:

- Humming the song (very tone deaf) while he holds his s/o's head close to his heart.

- Rocking back and forth to the beat with his arm wrapped around their waist.

- Just as the song ends, he leans in for a kiss

Pyro:

- Asks to be twirled, giggles joyfully when they're spun around

- Rests their head on their s/o's shoulder

- Is excited to dance again once the dance is over

Demo:

- Surprises his s/o with his dancing skills

- Says he learned at Cotillion

- Tells you to follow his lead and how good you're doing

- Continues to show you how to dance even after the song is done

Heavy:

- Pulls you close and rests a hand on the back of your head as the two of you sway

- Lifts you up and spinds you around

- Dips and kisses you at the end

Engineer:

- Is happy to finally impress you with his dancing

- Follows your lead with a hand resting on yoir hip

- Asks if you wanna dance again when the song ends

Medic:

- Let's you lead, not too experienced with dancing

- Tells you how much better you are than him

- Looks down at his feet, mindful of not stepping on your toes

Sniper:

- Sniper doesn't really dance. But for you, he'll try.

- Is scared the entire time that he's gonna stumble or step on you

- Asks if he's doing it right when he twirls you

Spy:

- Completely takes the lead, explaining what he's gonna do before he does it

- "I'm about to dip you, hang on to the back of my neck. I promise won't drop you."

- Tells you how beautiful you looked when he twirled you

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A cat presents itself. Who will give them the best scratches? Will they claw anyone?

Spy will scratch its chin but not let it brush up against his suit. Cat rates him 4/10 for being standoffish.

Sniper cradles it and scratches the back of its head while telling it how "bloody adorable" it is. Cat rates him 10/10 for the compliments.

Scout makes the cat do a little dance on the ground after petting it. Cat rates him 5/10 for the rad dance.

Demo sits on the ground with it and lets it crawl into his lap, providing chin scratches. Cat rates him 8/10 for the nice seat.

Heavy lets the cat climb his shoulder and goes on about his day for a while with it resting there. Cat rates him 7/10 for the nice view.

Medic holds the cat up in the air and calls it cute while nuzzling its nose. Cat rates him 6/10 for nuzzles.

Pyro talks to it while petting it and holding it close to them like a baby. Cat rates them 100000/10 cause Pyro and Cat are babie together

Soldier tries to get Lieutenant Bites and cat to play. Lieutenant Bites does not play nice. Cat rates them both -72/10

Engineer scratches the cat from the back of its neck to the base of their tail. Cat rates him 9/10 for the base scratches

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HC! Pyro gets along really well with animals (including Medic's birbs) and Sniper and Medic get real jelly

YESSSSSS!!!

- Pyro going to see Medic for something and staying to play and talk to the birbs

- A lizard hissing at Sniper but letting Pyro hold it

- "Alright, Py. You made yer point. Yer an animal person." Sniper grumbles.

- "Archimedes? Y-you sure you don't want to be on my shoulder?" Medic askes his bird that's perched on Pyro's shoulder. Pyro only giggles

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Would never stab anyone: Scout, Heavy

Would stab in retaliation: Sniper, Engie, Soldier

Yells "I won't hesitate bitch" first: Demo, Ms. Pauling

Would stab without warning: Margo, Medic

Would stab as a warning: Pyro, Spy