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self-indulgent vampire hannigram au🦇

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IM PEEING

This mf Alvin is the William afton of the httyd

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"but why do you even ship them-" IT BRINGS ME JOY AND WHIMSY!!!!!!!

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sketches so messy they dont deserve their own post

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Yeah I got a few more planned for this au 😊 Dragonwalker au will never leave me

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girl the way you dress like a pilgrim is so tuff

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I wanna crawl inside peter steels ribcage

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TYSMMMM FOR TAGGING MEE!!!

1. either a freisan or clydesdale horse, my first ever horse was a clydesdale and i adore them and their nature, they're the calmest babies and they deserve only love<3

2. My long black velvet dress, goes with everything and I feel like a classic storytale witch in it

3. Without question: vampire. When I was little I used to stay up so late to watch bats fly past my window, and I feel like they resonate with me

4. Goth!! Mainly trad but also mopey, 80s, Christian, robert smith kind of beat

5. I love milk but I only drink normal milk

6. Bowl?

7. locating them on an event horizon of a black hole and have them watch as the galaxy sprints away from them as nothing swallows

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

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I don't know any tags:( but LOVE YOU FOR TAGGING ME!!!

tag game / pick four characters who are most like you and tag as many people as you want! ty @softantlers for the tag!!

this was actually so hard because i have so many characters i find relatable but i think these are the ones that scream “me” to me the most

i’m tagging @dippindotties @soapysbouquet @cemetryangel @goosedoves and inviting any of my other mutuals to join too :3

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Okay, but he is Stella here

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what IM doing? oh nothing just drawing two japanese nerd losers who like robots (I WANT THEM TO MEET SO BAD YOU GUYS SEE IT RIGHT)

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BABIES

thorston & thorston

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This was my shower thought yesterday and it won’t leave my mind

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god loves me; I secured tickets to see ethel cain <3

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"they're not canon!"

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

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I swear I had a dream about this

BeholLD MY TINKER HICCUP FAIRY DESIGN!!

Been having this on my head for a whilee and really wanted to give the desing a go. Why? I don't know, but a Neverland au sure it's fucking cool

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8yo me SCREAMING rn