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the last of the summer storms.. 

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A fabulously embossed all'Antica Burgonet,

Height: 10.8 in/27.5 cm

Width: 8.1 in/20.5 cm

Depth: 11.6 in/29.6 cm

Weight: 3.75 lbs/1709 g

Italy, probably Milan, ca. 1535-1545, housed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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Bust of the nymph/naiad Herkyna in the Herkyna River in Greece

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In Dungeons and Dragons, it is stated many times that Zuggtmoy, the Demon Queen of Fungi, has trouble maintaining cults in the Prime Material Plane due to societal disinterest in mushroom-cultistry. Given Zuggtmoy’s indisputable beauty and charm, this lack of cultists can only be attributed to stark MILFphobia. In the essay I will

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i think humanity’s love affair with the sea is perhaps the sexiest thing about us 

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Can’t stop watching this

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i can draw anything and so can u

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Somewhere, there are orcas. I’m in my little gray house in Ohio surrounded by the stale, staticky air of winter indoors, but somewhere there are orcas. It’s an easy fact to forget. It’s easy to shrink your world to what you can see. But thankfully, somewhere, there are orcas.

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I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

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cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

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*arriving at the club*

my girlfriend: do you promise you wont turn into an inaccurate 1800s reconstruction of iguanodon this time

me: i promise

me 3 drinks later:

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I am Terrible put me back in the Sea

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my dog used to LOVE car rides, but in her old age she can’t stand up to look out the window anymore, so my mom got her a booster seat 🥺

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Northern  W I N D S

© N. Bondarev 

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[victims of communism memorial foundation voice]: our researchers have been taking a second look at the Late Devonian Extinction Event, and well,