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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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An ant was spotted chewing a seed below decks on the night of June 12th, 1809. 200 sailors died of fright

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california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

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forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

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hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

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keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

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My Homophobic dog masterpost

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help

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One thing I hate about chicago is that they make you smoke weed out of an old wooden shoe at house parties. The kind a gnome would wear

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so i was thinking about

post cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something

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no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice

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The power just died I was literally in the middle of canceling hello fresh their snipers got me