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Ireland is the only country in Europe

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bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

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okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

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when I was very young my mother told me "they're going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but that's not true and you shouldn't listen to them because we were made from god" and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went "okay, noted, anyway"

anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes "is this the we evolved from monkeys thing?"

and I'm on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!

the teacher replies, "well, we share a common ancestor, but we didn't evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, you'll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossils"

and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isn't trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)

Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway

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New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

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How’s about we tell everybody ‘Bob’ stands for something? I got it. 'Baby on board’.

Top Gun Memes 2/? ― TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022)

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i want to smoke crack with her

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Favourite Designs: Frieda Lepold ‘The Starry Night’ Custom Couture Gown [x]

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Jamie Adams Pottery on Etsy

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I love that birds walk around sometimes...like literally so humble