In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.
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hey everybody remember when I last posted like 2 years ago
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If you’re an only child and you’re with your parents, you’re third wheeling.
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when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set
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I paused the History video and i can’t stop laughing
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“I really want them. My sister has kids - they’re seven, five and three. And going home and being around them feels great. I’m really trying to have kids soon…certain things have to fall in place.“ (”Like what?”, Evans laughs) “Gotta find a wife.”
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Omg guys remember when Kaitie and I were adorable
I ship Cat with Liam. Is that weird. They’d be so cute
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I have had the same icon for almost 4 years or some shit and that's freaky to me
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“I was tucking my boy in last night when he fell asleep and I put a Captain America blanket on him,” Downey Jr. told Evans.
“Did you?” Evans asked in disbelief.
“Yeah, so that’s the last time I saw your face,” Downey Jr. said. “Keeping my kid safe.”
Altogether: “Aww.”
(People, April 28, 2016)
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