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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
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A spider that is also hands
i made this cursed thing in spore [2008]
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top five men?
like in a row? or do i get breaks
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people who crop out the comic title when reposting variations of this are doing a disservice to humanity. that is Hobson-TV you are talking about. that guy spent over a decade crafting the best Scratch games in the known universe. show some respect
cannot stress enough how quotable this stuff is. 'Wow, that argument is more opposable than my thumbs!' occupies an unreasonable amount of my brainspace
#i knew that he did a webcomic#i didnt know that it was the meme though thats crazy#i still play super scratch bros all the time
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is it just me or does the last track on every will wood album go insanely hard
in chronological order weve got:
everything is a lot (everything is a lot)
-ish (self-ish)
memento mori: the most important thing in the world (the normal album)
white noise (“in case i make it,”)
not to mention even
when somebody needs you (song) (camp here & there: campfire songs edition)
the last song tends to be my favorite ngl
#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#camp here and there is honestly his best album and i will fight you#top-script original content
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders




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“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)
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There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
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