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why so celibate

-the jerker

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every time i'm reminded that caul fat (also known as lace fat) exists i get so mad that it hasn't inspired a popular lace pattern like all the floral and crochet stuff

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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

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when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

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wrote a song about how i much i hate executives of media companies

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You gotta aim the highest you can every chance you get please do it, for me!

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Bebop Right Up Top Show'em You're Da Busta~

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You're my own special Sheakka, Baby

I'm Comin Home

Sheakka is Aude for "Dancer" Bonehead made the song to introduce Aude to the kind of stuff Irthlings might dance to with an introduction to their desire to go fast and live even faster but still taking time to relax and enjoy the View

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Costume. Chitons.

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So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

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The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

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i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means

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Love the part in Evil Dead 2 where Jake is being dragged into the cellar and Annie is trying to drag him out by the legs, but even when she's getting hit by a torrent of blood she's still pulling, like

Girl he's soup

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I deserve to have a sloppy makeout session with some curious groping by someone I have a crush on…… as a little treat