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Almost time, pedophiles!

A 25 year old woman calling a 16 year old anime boy her husband and a 25 year old guy calling a 16 year old anime girl his wife is the same

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I can't fucking take this shit anymore. In deleting Tumblr off my phone.

I scroll mindlessly for hours looking for memes or funny posts or dnd advice or pretty art- and I find it, buried beneath sick and dying people begging for help and news about tragedies and police brutality.

I gotta stop scrolling. It's not about customizing my feed by following specific people, or finding the energy to put my phone down, or whatever. There are better ways to engage my time.

I'll be back at some point, probably, but I just gotta get away from Tumblr, before they start making me pay to use it.

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you MONETISE miette?? you make her pay to view posts like the youtube premium??? oh jail! jail for staff for One Thousand Years!!!

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fuck pirating disney+ shows. i'm pirating unfunny popular blogs' tumblr+ posts

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actually i am worried about social media and especially how it's becoming unusable as "social" media and instead being turned into yet another commodity where everyone is expected to be successful and promote their personal businesses and network and joylessly devote even more of their already limited free time to the capitalist machine grinding us all slowly beneath its wheels

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D&D BUT IT'S IN ALL CAPS!!!

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Lil Nas X, I sentence you to five years in Montero State prison. #FREELILNASX | INDUSTRY BABY COMING JULY 23

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this was ahead of the game

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I remember when I first found out the truth about “Somali pirates” I got chills because of how horrific the truth was and how insanely creepily well the media had twisted the situation. Every single fucking article making it seem like these “pirates” were just after money or something holding innocent people hostage and I never gave it a second thought, why would I? There was no indication that people were trying to legitimately fight off disgusting imperialism that left nuclear waste in their waters, that over 300 people have died from radiation sickness, that Europeans have been stealing Somalia’s seafood because they overfished their own waters and the indigenous fisherman are starving and so these “pirates” emerged to deal with those stealing their country’s natural resources. The truth is enough to make anyone sick to their stomachs.

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More alternative explanations for that trap-filled maze of twisty passages in your Dungeons & Dragons game:

It’s a proof-of-concept designed by a rock gnome architect who had several revolutionary ideas about high-density residential housing; unfortunately, while any of those ideas by itself might have worked out for the better, the architect had not entirely thought through the implications of combining all of them at once  

The castle was built with a hilariously overengineered foundation in an effort to compensate for the sandy, unstable soil – and thanks to that foundation, when the soil inevitably subsided anyway, rather than collapsing, the castle simply… descended; the inhabitants constructed new floors atop the old, and continued to do so for several generations until everyone involved came to their senses  

It’s a combination museum and containment facility for magic items considered too dangerous for general use, but too culturally significant to destroy; the “prophetic inscriptions” on the walls are, in the original Middle Dwarvish, very dry and matter-of-fact safety advisories, their meaning obscured by the considerable poetic liberties of modern translations  

It’s a 1:1 scale diorama constructed by a dragon with a lot of time on its hands; the dragon was very into the aesthetics of human architecture, but wasn’t terribly familiar with the particulars of human culture and biology, and thus had several very peculiar ideas about how a habitable human structure is put together  

It turns out there isn’t a real upper limit to how big mimics can get

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Let’s get it done

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They literally work every day with very ill cancer-stricken kids who can't get the vaccine.

This makes 100% sense.

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idk why i never thought to look for one before even though i've been using firefox literally forever but i just completely eradicated pinterest from the internet this is the greatest day of my entire life i want to marry this man

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Crushed to inform you that there are reviews on the Leverage revival that claim it’s “too woke” and “didn’t used to take sides.”

I knew it would happen, but I’m still baffled that you can be a fan of a show and misrepresent it so terribly.

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I’m obsessed with emitting a dim beautiful ethereal glow at all times