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it’s going great no problems at all , it’s going very badly it’s a terrible disaster ♥

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it’s going great no problems at all , it’s going very badly it’s a terrible disaster ♥

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my  mom  will  have  an  aneurysm ,  okay ,  if she finds out we’re playing down here ,  I’M SERIOUS !   indie film based  (until i read the book)  𝙀𝘿𝘿𝙄𝙀 𝙆𝘼𝙎𝙋𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙆 ,  written by ciara !

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666PSDS IS NOW ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS. hi! my name is vi, and im a 20 y/o bi & depressed dumbass! i’ve decided to start doing commissions because, well .. i need money. i recently quit my retail job for both my mental health, and because my soulmate + roommate’s health is fluctuating and i would much rather be available to drive them to appointments and therapy than be stuck in fuckmart all day, thinking about how much i wanna die. i also decided that im really, really done with minimum wage jobs that treat you like shit and make you feel like a useless cog in a machine, and would like to go to college since i still have a va scholarship courtesy of my dead, drunken step dad and figure my shit out. maybe find some free or discounted therapy and focus on studies, and try to do some dog walking to pay my car insurance. 

regardless of the many reasons, retail isn’t realistic for my mental health right now and i gotta get my car insurance paid somehow… so … basically, im gonna do all the from-home shit i can atm. which means, commissions! 

CLICK HERE FOR EXAMPLES FOR EVERYTHING I DO! ALL PRE-MADE PSDS WILL BE $1.50. that may be subject to change, but atm they’re $1.50. i am open to making a psd for you with a color scheme you suggest, or otherwise just based on a character or show. whatever you want. depending on how complicated, the price for that could range from $1.50 to $2. 

IM ALSO WILLING TO MAKE ICON BATCHES, DASH ICONS, PROMOS, MOBILE HEADERS AND THEME BGS. prices may vary, but,  50 icons = $2 100 icons = $4 200 icons = $6 500 icons = $10 1000 icons = $15 msg me for a specific number’s price !! ( and if you wanna use one of my psds or request i make a psd for the icons, + the price of regular psds )

1 dash icon = $1.50 promo = $5  mobile header = $3 theme bg = $8

all transactions will be handled through paypal. we can discuss the details through ims! also, if u dont wanna commission and just would like to donate, which is heavily appreciated, here’s my paypal!

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futurepop‌     !

      “Uh, of course I can. Why? Are you trying to learn?”

                “  i don’t know.  maybe.  i heard it’s important to keep your cards close to your chest so i don’t know if i’m ready to part with that information just yet.  would you teach me if i was ?  ”

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fun things about danny who i love

danny’s childish af even well into his twenties and realistically it’s because he never spent much time up until he was sixteen/seventeen with anyone his own age other than his sister who is four years younger than him and so he literally just doesn’t understand how people his age act and by the time he does he’s like three years older. a vicious cycle this mind of a teen cannot break.

he gives absolutely zero thought into the way he looks and so he just assumes everyone is the same. self conscious about their appearance who? danny can end up insensitive to people that are just because he doesn’t get it.

danny can’t tell apart accents even a little (danny to a new yorker with a thicc accent: so you’re from……scotland?). he sometimes can get irish, but he can’t pinpoint it any further than that.

he’s a freak who doesn’t like music. he doesn’t like MUSIC.

he remembers EVERYONE. danny’s shite with names but he’ll remember everyone he meets - and it’ll be the dumb stuff, like, hey you fell off that step! last winter! that was you! you don’t remember but he does

danny was once suspended from school for three days for drawing dicks everywhere and refusing to stop. how old was he? fifteen. danny ryder got suspended for refusing to stop drawing dicks everywhere at age fifteen for three days.

he has glasses but he’ll only wear them to watch films in the cinema because ‘it’s dark and then no one can see me’

he has a baby face and eternally looks like a fifteen and so no one invites him to go out because they’ll never get into bars

proudly hasn’t read a book in like three years

thank you for reading this fun post

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@futurepop     !

                “  how many hours a day to you spend practising to learn to do whistle notes in imagine like ariana ?  wait.  ”     he stops.    “  -can you do the whistle notes ?  ”

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@fxrechild        !

                “  and if i wear my fake airpods outside, will you still walk next to me ?  ”     danny takes a moment to look deep in thought before looking to rain expectantly, like whatever he’s saying really means anything.     "  -we can share them. i’ll take one and you take the other and we’ll walk to roman holiday. maybe we’ll even get places faster.  ”

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yo that promo looks ugly af on my theme with the text but LMS FOR A STARTER!

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                           HERO OF OUR STORY; danny  is  a  dull-witted                           slacker.   and   despite  his  various  faults,  he is                           ultimately  a   Good  Person.   most  of the other                           characters  will  either  tolerate  him  as  a person                           or will actively  try  to  kill  him.  danny is  the king                           of  lame comebacks and  is  an  unreliable  narrator.

                          BUT   NOW,   TOPROVOKE  PRODUCTIONS                           PRESENTS     THE       LONG        AWAITED:

                                   DANNY RYDER; I LOVE IT HERE.

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‘ textbook middle child & overreactor . ’

DON’T POKE THE BEAR, ALRIGHT?

@mcvedaway

                “ OH! OH! so you get one teaching degree, spend a little time studyin’ people and suddenly you know everythin’ about everyone !  my feelings are real and they’re - they’re VALID, BEN. VALID !  being a middle child has fuck all to do with me !  ”

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‘ with your looks , you can get a ride from any boy in town . ’

DON’T POKE THE BEAR, ALRIGHT?

@mcvedaway

                “  ben,  ”     danny grins and fans his faux fan like the southern belle he is.     “  you mustn’t toy with me like that.  now are you respectable young man my daddy insists i marry with the manners i dreamed of since my middle school cotillion or are ya wastin’ a ladies time ?  ”

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i think i accidentally created an oc that was actually cosmo from fairly odd parents and called him danny

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idk who was around for her but petition for me to bring liv back

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uwu rp with me? nwn

i told you to stay far from this blog vermin 

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my icon but like.......cute

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╰    ♡    *    SENTENCE  STARTERS    ─     THE  GOLDBERGS    !

feel  free  to  change  pronouns  around  for  whatever  fits  best  . these  are  from  season  one  episode  one  .

‘  back then the world was still small .  ’ ‘  we showed our affection in a different way .  ’ ‘  just a whole lot of crazy …  ’ ‘  textbook middle child & overreactor .  ’ ‘  you don’t know anything !  ’ ‘  he dropped out to start a band .  ’ ‘  fit me perfectly ? they’re horrible !  ’ ‘  you keep saying that but when ?  ’ ‘  what do you want for breakfast ?  ’ ‘  car means freedom from all you monsters !  ’ ‘  it’s a locket , it’s got my picture inside .  ’ ‘  you’re just not ready to drive .  ’ ‘  you’re too immature & quite honestly a little high strung .  ’ ‘  i am not high strung ! i’m strung just fine like a tennis racket or a banjo !  ’ ‘  i am not high strung !  ’ ‘  don’t poke the bear , alright !  ’ ‘  unbelievable , you were gonna let me throw this in the trash ?  ’ ‘  who the hell told you life was fair , you moron ?  ’ ‘  i thought you were dead , i could kill you !  ’ ‘  you little bastards ruin everything .  ’ ‘  for someone so smart , you sure act like an idiot .  ’ ‘  i got you something & i think you’re gonna like it .  ’ ‘  you don’t know me at all !  ’ ‘  i’m into rap , the poetry of the streets !  ’ ‘  you weren’t there , alright !  ’ ‘  i’m already worked up !  ’ ‘  holy crap , for me ?  ’ ‘  with your looks , you can get a ride from any boy in town .  ’ ‘  yeah , i’m everywhere !  ’ ‘  the only one who understands me is flavor flav !  ’ ‘  i just wanna bury my face in em .  ’ ‘  we can’t do this , i’m not ready .  ’ ‘  thank you , jedi master !  ’ ‘  you’re not making this easy , kid .  ’ ‘  it’s called eating your feelings , ass bag !  ’ ‘  so who wants nuggets ?  ’ ‘  you can’t boss me around !  ’ ‘  i do the bossing !  ’ ‘  you can’t boss me around , i do the bossing !  ’ ‘  you’re out of my will !  ’ ‘  that’s right , we’ll see who croaks first !  ’ ‘  in my defense , i wasn’t listening .  ’ ‘  good luck not flipping out .  ’ ‘  i’m gonna parent the shit out of him .  ’ ‘  shut up , you wanna die ? i’ll kill you right now !  ’ ‘  you blew it !  ’ ‘  things went from bad to worse .  ’ ‘  fight the power , ( name ) !  ’ ‘  this is your mess , you clean it up .  ’ ‘  someone has a crush !  ’ ‘  any dumby can learn to drive .  ’ ‘  do you ever cry in your pillow ?  ’ ‘  you’re not a total moron all the time .  ’ ‘  i can’t stop this feeling anymore .  ’ ‘  that’s not weird is it ?  ’ ‘  my world is caving in .  ’