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Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

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Dear god the bar for Spirit Dress weeks at high schools is on the ground.

"Denim day! Wear Denim!"

THEY'RE WEARING DENIM ANYWAY.

"Sneaker day! Wear Sneakers!"

THEY'RE WEARING SNEAKERS ANYWAY.

"Comfy Day! Dress in sweats or pajamas!"

HALF OF THEM ARE DOING THAT ALREADY.

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Was remembering my horror Valentines fondly and decided to paint some new teeny tiny horror ladies to add to my collection. We've watched some good ones in the last couple of years!

Pearl from Pearl and Grace from Ready or Not.

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patreon | kofi

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Putting all tabletop players into a college level ethics class and forcing them to turn in a paper on moral philosophy before buying a new book

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I know that a well-written character doesn't necessarily need to be likeable, and that it's not the author's job to make sure that any of them are someone you'd want to root for, but one reason why Kaari Utrio's books are so goddamn heavy to read is because every single character is either stupid, evil, or both. Every single one who's even marginally sweet, gentle or kind is dumb as goddamn rocks, and gets treated just as badly as the cattle, and every character with even a shard of cleverness to them is either cold and callous to the point of being brutal, or actively going out of their way to be mean and cruel.

No, I don't know why I insist on wanting to finish the damn book. I feel like quitting it halfway through would mean that it won.

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Finally, some decent weather

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What sorta shit do you say then to warrant a Teaboot-dictionary?

I mean if you want a full list of things I cannot make myself stop repeating

Play shitty games win shitty prizes

I’m too sexy for this

I’m never gonna die

Sometimes the trash takes itself out

Kiss my entire ass

I’m going to light this entire building on fire

I’m going to commit arson

Come on darlin you got this

I really wish I was the kind of person who wanted to do that

I’m going home to take a floor nap

I lost my pants again

My baby boy (Ollie)

I’m going to do science about this

Go eat a butt

(In a haughty, defensive tone) I have a liberal arts degree (specific to when I lack common general knowledge about something)

“No” (when someone asks me to do something very simple, as I visibly go to do it for them)

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AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.

well…darn

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Doggust 22: Jobs pt. 2. More dogs with jobs! Happy Friday! (Retail associate, arborists, optometrist, chauffeur.)

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i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

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Me out to steal yo man.

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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Like father, like son (via)

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Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"

And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching

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