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before anyone gets mad at me online i would like to slide across the table a very beaten up business card, stained with brown and underneath a film of lamination, with big bold red text that reads "I HAVE THE EXACT AMOUNT OF TRAUMA THAT MAKES IT OKAY FOR ME TO ACT THIS WAY" and just beneath it... your mom's signature

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Heyyy Tracy I hope you are doing well. I hope this question doesn’t sound weird but do you have the drawings of the Lackadaisy characters in bikinis in HD?

I don't have them in particular high resolution because they were drawn on a group Magma canvas during a livestream event, but here's a larger version than the one I shared previously.

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the copy of undertale that matpat gifted the pope is now locked into a homestuck-esque stable time loop. you cant see it but right now years in the future someone on another planet is finding a suitcase in the middle of a crater and inside it is a snazzy garment, some kind of legendary weapon, and that one specific steam key sealed within an envelope.

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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Horse Race Test

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oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

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do u think he ever got around to playing undertale

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fart souls and shittyro and dumbborne and elden stink and all the other fromslop titles could never hold a candle to the games i make up in my imagination snd dont tell anyone about

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shadow the handjob just blew up 9/11

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episode 2 of my new homestuck comic

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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

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Criterion Collection has announced they will be launching a channel on TikTok to reach a new audience with their preservation of classic films. Launching today, Criterion has posted My Dinner with André (1981) as it’s first upload.

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bunny girl jenny

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL

Wild sex with my favorite fictional characters would save me