tordedd
tordedd
I CAN STILL HEAR HIS VOICE
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Shade | He/It | Taken 🩵💙 | Gay Trans Man | 26 PLEASE STICK YOUR FINGERS BETWEEN THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PROMISE I WON’T BITE YOU AGAIN PLEASE I AM FRIENDLY AND ENTIRELY NON THREATENING
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tordedd · 4 hours ago
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Look, I'm on the spectrum myself, so I totally get the impulse to try and logic things out, but if I see one more post that's like "neurotypical people are crazy because explaining to them why their emotional reactions are irrational doesn't cause them to stop experiencing those emotions" – buddy, that doesn't work on anybody. I'm willing to bet real money it doesn't even work on you. The problem you are experiencing is that you have chosen a deescalation strategy with a zero percent success rate.
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tordedd · 20 hours ago
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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.
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tordedd · 24 hours ago
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this pride month i want everyone to consider the benefits of abolishing the sex binary
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tordedd · 24 hours ago
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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tordedd · 1 day ago
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Transmasculine Minthara Baenre for our Mod Shade!!
-Mod ET
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tordedd · 1 day ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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tordedd · 1 day ago
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all trannies should unionize
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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you know you're too deep when you start calling your favourite characters "stupid fuck" and "asshole"
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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sorry guys. have to reconstruct my personality around The Character. hope you understand. *my bones crack and twist in unnatural ways and my rips splay open like the hood of a cobra while my whole body makes odd squelching sounds*
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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GET DRENCHED IDIOT
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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Skyrim mod but it's just getting to ask Elisif if she's okay, how is she holding up? No, not the state of Skyrim, not the Imperial Legion, not the court, how is she doing?
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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M'aiq does not like the mods you have installed
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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Lately I've tried to make my life more whimsical and fun so I've started to think of myself as a video game character (especially one in Skyrim, which is kinda fitting because i live in Finland) and usually it's like, me thinking of something scary as a boss fight, or going to an appointment as if doing a quest, but right now I realized it's getting pretty literal because i just straight up ate an entire block of blue cheese. Oh yeah sorry i just needed to restore some health points don't mind me. I got the eidar cheese block which is a perfectly acceptable meal. Like, I eat it within one minute too. I think I may actually be the dragonborn
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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fallout new Vegas has the funniest protagonist ever?? the other games are like 'you're from a vault looking for your dad!' or 'you're a dad looking for your lost baby!' and then FNV rocks up with 'brain-damaged gunshot victim claws out of a grave and sprints towards Vegas' like???? girl what is happening in Nevada
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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tordedd · 2 days ago
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Every time I see Elder Scrolls elves with human looking eyes and facial features, I take 100 points of psychic damage.
People who cannot handle their big beautiful tilted eyes and brows, non-white sclera, protruding browbones, narrow faces, and sharp chins do not deserve them. They are not supposed to look like generic fantasy elves, and that is what makes them so great. They are supposed to look alien.
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