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WAS TALKING IN DMS WITH SOMEONE WHAT IS THAT EMOJI WHERE ARE IT'S EYES

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After a lengthy battle with brain cancer, Thomas Zarnowski (67) passed away at home last Friday when a large satellite fell from the sky and crushed him within his bed. He was surrounded by his loving wife and dog, who were both also crushed by the large satellite. In lieu of flowers, please donate to the class action lawsuit against NASA.

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Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

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Pokemon gym tier list based on how safe I think the gym challenges are

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The fact that boys are having to go all the way to Jupiter to get more stupider tells you everything you need to know about the state of gender-affirming care in this country,

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thanks purpleheartlovelydaddy

To act and to make choices is to open yourself up to failure. To be without flaw, then, is to be without agency. When you expect perfection of yourself, you are allowing society to compress you into your most uncontroversial, non-threatening form. When you feed into inner perfectionism and into playing a role for others in this way, you are allowing toxic masculinity to force you back into an unattainable ideal that you can always fall short of and they can always punish you for. Be with flaw. Be beautiful and alive.

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To act and to make choices is to open yourself up to failure. To be without flaw, then, is to be without agency. When you expect perfection of yourself, you are allowing society to compress you into your most uncontroversial, non-threatening form. When you feed into inner perfectionism and into playing a role for others in this way, you are allowing toxic masculinity to force you back into an unattainable ideal that you can always fall short of and they can always punish you for. Be with flaw. Be beautiful and alive.

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I hope bad things happen to evil people

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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memes from a darker timeline where gravity falls gets a shitty reboot

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Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

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I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

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average internet friend group

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat