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Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

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sorry most of these are about fear

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. gotta be one of my favorite genders

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Plagued by brain worms

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compilation

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i hope every assignment. dies

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there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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sentence i found on a grocery store review

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no one:

the pfps in your notes when ur post goes viral:

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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I've had the fortune of meeting some online friends in person and as soon as I get home I just get ANGRY like

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CANT JUST GO GET BOBA AND HAVE A PICNIC AND GO THRIFTING AND GO BOWLING BECAUSE YOU LIVE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY. THATS NOT FAIR

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bonus points if it was on a couch

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not so much rotating my fav character in my mind so much as visualising them & then mentally drawing hearts n stars all around them