fuck jobs i just wanna be a gay vampire
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family members: “so…are you seeing anyone?”
me:
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Briana: How are these grapes so small?
Me: call it magic
Fabiola: call it genetically modified
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“A day without laughter is a day wasted”
- Charlie Chaplin
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