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There is nothing that makes me feel dirtier than going, "well, this is a bit of a weird pairing, but I can't be the only freak, I'm sure it exists on AO3!"

And then it doesn't fucking exist on AO3.

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Sometimes I do ship something and it's not unpopular its just that fanon harbors enough popular misconceptions to make the content frequently unreadable. So I will be like "can I have my ship please" and the internet will go "sure! here are a thousand results!" and I will go "is it actually my ship or is it some guys who are basically totally different characters in all meaningful ways that someone is having masquerade as my blorbos?" and the answer is yes often enough that I give up

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The Dabous Giraffes - neolithic petroglyphs found in Saharan Niger estimated to be 6,000 to 8,000 years old. The bigger of the two giraffes is 5.4 meters long and is the largest known petroglyph in the world.

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otherwise interesting post ruined by the bold insistence that you can never accidentally abuse someone & that all abusive people are self-aware evil masterminds

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for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

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girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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cant stop thinking about this this was sooo crazyyyyy

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it