Tori. 29. queer. scottish. current brainrot: mickey 17, ted lasso, disco elysium
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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied
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So far in LA an Australian news reporter has been shot in the leg by a rubber bullet, a British reporter has been shot by a sponge bullet and sent to the hospital for emergency surgery. A NY Post reporter has been shot in the head with a rubber bullet and went to the hospital for a large bruise on his forehead, whiplash and neck pain, and CNN reporters were handcuffed and escorted away being told to not come back or they will be arrested BECAUSE they are reporters.
It seems like all reporters there to give the real story are being targeted by police/ICE/military in LA.
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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Thank God cats do not have access to "get a load of this guy cam" they would abuse the fuck out of it
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the toilets in this gamer cafe have this quote on the wall and a speaker absolutely blasting the tetris theme on repeat... cannot describe how hostile this atmosphere is

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this is how I’ve been feeling about “I’m just a girl” and similar tiktok phrases
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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI
Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI
ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️
🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳
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nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix
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little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now
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happy fathers day to dykes who like being called daddy
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halloween 2021 i just moved to a new island and i lived in the woods and i didnt know anyone and i was like okay let’s carve a jack o lantern alone to pass the time but then i realized i didn’t have a candle so i used a road flare from the emergency kit in my car and it got too bright and i was scared but i didnt want to put it out bc that’s his soul you know



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