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Some animals don’t know other animals exist, like a lion doesn’t know a squid is a thing

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My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am.

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My favorite thing from the internet today.

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in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

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Depression meal 639

family size bag of tortilla chips at a slow but constant rate over a 12 hour period

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this is space man dan, he only orbits around the earth once every 14 years, reblog to wish him safe travels on his lonely journey

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When people are brought back from brief death and describe “light at the end of a tunnel”, what if it’s just the opening of another vagina?

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I’m single by choice. Just not my choice.

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If you think sex workers “sell their bodies,” but coal miners do not, your view of labor is clouded by your moralistic view of sexuality.

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If the requirements to have your own child were the same as adopting, society would be a lot less fucked up.

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The fact that there is a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic volume

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School is no longer about learning; it’s about passing

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Just finished my Drawing book cover!

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Microsoft should make all previous versions of Windows free, upon release of a new version, to show 100% confidence that the new one is better than any that came before.

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👀😂-A

The bitch was lowkey me -N

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I'm literally going to break all of Calum's phones if he keeps talking about HV like stop trying to make Hey Violet happen, it's not gonna happen. *insert Regina George gif*

Oh my gosh 😂