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Breastaurant but it's all fat guys with HUGE tits and NO shirts
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Photo from Garry Kasparov’s website titled Karpov watching, 1985
“I know Kasparov as well as I know anyone. I know his smell. I can read him by that. I recognize the smell when he is excited and I know when he is scared. We may be enemies, but we are intimate enemies.”
Anatoly Karpov in Paul Hoffmann’s memoir King’s Gambit
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3 men can't be friends the sex part always gets in the way
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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related
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gerard is the only bitch charming enough to get away with that shit too LOL no wonder they love fucking with people so much I would too if I knew I could just bat my big beautiful eyelashes and have everyone receive it that well every time
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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
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shirt that says "NOT SUICIDAL BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF DEATH BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING GOING ON"
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anyone ever: from the get-go
me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…
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I did some voice acting and animation for this wild short film, it's really funny and surreal
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