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Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

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It Really Gurgles

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so i've been listening to the warrior cats audiobooks and there's this scene where fireheart is explaining to bramblepaw and tawnypaw that their father tigerstar is a traitor and it's really dramatic and ends with bramblepaw getting upset and running away but at the beginning it said that fireheart tucked his paws under him so all i could think about was how he was loafing

i drew fanart ^

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This whole scene is a lot

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*eating wasabi peas next to you on a plane, coughing after every one* *tapping you on the shoulder* That one was hot.

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what if we were ibuprofriends :)

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

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it's so funny when it affects you long-term

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dogs dont even know it used to be 2009

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What would happen if you got an email

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Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

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guerrillatech:

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Boris Karloff in his Frankenstein costume playing baseball, with Buster Keaton as the catcher.

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me: never even heared of 5 gum

interent: how it feels to chew 5 gum

me: no literally

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BRUCE CAMPBELL as ASH WILLIAMS EVIL DEAD II (1987) — dir. Sam Raimi