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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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Literally me

hey, dogs on my dash, (and all you other creatures, hello) how do we feel about his ad? cause I keep seeing it and going "me af lol". [Sorry for making you guys look at an ad]

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reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it

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One worldbuilding thing that's always fun to do is take something you've encountered in the real world, and apply something similar with the same logic into your own. Like those sayings that have two halves, but people usually only know the first half and misunderstand the saying - like "birds of a feather flock together (until the cat comes)" or "great minds think alike (but fools rarely differ)." So I came up with a few for The Book I'm Not Writing:

Hungry dogs are loyal dogs (until someone else feeds them) - neglecting and mistreating your underlings may work as a short-term tactic for making them obey, but it's also a guarantees that they'll betray you at first chance.

The mouth of an idiot is as loose as the strings of their purse (so be there when gold may drop out) - just because nine out of ten things that someone says are completely useless doesn't mean you should dismiss them altogether. They might still know useful things, even if they can't tell it's useful.

Blood makes a foul dye (it stains, but it won't last) - here "foul" is often interpreted as "brutal" or "gruesome", when it's meant as "of low quality". Using violence as your way to establish dominance and maintain authority because it's easier than building networks of mutual trust and respect is as stupid and short-sighted as using blood to dye clothes because it's cheaper than proper pigment.

A fool will starve to death while waiting for grain to grow (but it is also a fool who'll slaughter an ewe an hour before it lambs) - Immediate problems require immediate solutions, but you'd better make sure that your drastic emergency solution is the right one.

A blind horse will go as you guide where a half-blind one dare not (both through the darkness and down a cliff) - an agent who doesn't know the purpose of their task will obey blindly, where one that knows some part of it might disobey out of distrust, but neither is as reliable as one that does see the big picture, can draw their own conclusions from the information they gather, and adjust their plans accordingly.

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*paws at u* momstr???

*paws at u*

*paws at u* pleas

*paws at u* monter

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*paws at u* montsr emgry......

*paws at u*

*paws at u* PLEA

*paws at u* MONTER PLEASSSS....

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I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

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you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey

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Auwghh boof growf

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Hi there! I recently adopted my first clown, and I'm very confused about the breed. The clown has a little crown and a very puffy onesie on and is about 4 inches in height. Its main color scheme is black, ivory, green, and purple. The weird part is that it's a humanoid black cat with a third eye painted on its forehead. It has fuzzy paws but lacks fur on the face and is painted black instead. It only squeaks to communicate instead of honking.

I was thinking of a Mardi Gras Jester mix based on the colors and its love for climbing, but I can't be too sure. I've heard of cat-clowns but thought they went extinct.

It also seems to like cream filled donuts? I'm very confused.

There are some clown breeds that are more anthromorphic in appearance. Normally they are hybrids or descendants of a mixed bloodline. This one sounds like it has some Carnival in its genes because of its love for climbing which gives me a acrobat vibes as for its taste for cream filled donuts, then again a lot of Party clowns do. But Party clowns and Carnival are close cousins so no surprise. The black is where I’m stuck because the mentioned breeds rarely have any black and are very colorful, only few breeds have black on them: Scare, Sad, Jester, Hobo etc. This one maybe just a descendant of a lot of mixes

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I was bored in class

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I love every single one of my mutuals (yes you) but im so so scared of talking to you, my dms r open if you want a new friend tho

hello beloveds ☺️

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GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

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Reblog if you're not human

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Bro can't even live in peace while taking a bath

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me too wade, me too

bonus:

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Were you in a wolf pack, warrior cat clan, or other animal-related group in school?

option ideas:

- Yes, I was

- Yes, I currently am

- No but I know people who are/were in one

- No, I've never heard of this sort of thing