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tortadeguajolo · 3 days ago
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She wraps the leash around her hand and pulls me up to her.
"you know, it's really amazing how easy it is to mistake you for a human. From a distance, I mean. Once you're up close *she pulls me closer* the illusion is shattered, and it's obvious what you really are."
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tortadeguajolo · 7 days ago
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im a kandreil truther, them being in a queer platonic relationship, but also them having a partnership that doesnt fall into labels necessarily
i think all of them are necessary for each other and balance each other out, also having an understanding and connection with each other that is more than a friendship
idk just thoughts i really like all 3 of them together and feel like each pair have a distinct relationship, andrew and neil are one way, kevin and neil another, kevin and andrew are different but they all work out
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tortadeguajolo · 18 days ago
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Columbia Club 😏
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tortadeguajolo · 1 month ago
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pt 3!! (pt 4) (pt 2)
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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some strawhats being silly
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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face the sun ☀️
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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🐱~
bonus:
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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Babysitting duty
Anon asked:
"Since Dragon seems to be familiar with the Roger Pirates and has spent some time on their ship does that mean he’s babysat Shanks and Buggy at some point?"
Shanks yes! I'm not sure about Buggy because I don't think Dragon spent time on Roger's ship once he became a marine. But he probably crosses paths with them (like in this comic) and gets roped into doing stuff for Roger anyway *lol* So babysitting both Shanks and Buggy seems to be a possibility!
(Here are more of Dragon's adventures on Roger's ship! Maybe I should call it Baby on Board AU X'DD)
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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benn is actually praying for himself bc he knows that this is somehow going to turn into his problem 😔🙏
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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https://twitter.com/Blink_Mints
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tortadeguajolo · 3 months ago
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tortadeguajolo · 4 months ago
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neil’s favorite game is “i’m going to say something unhinged as fuck with no context and watch people try to figure out if i’m telling the truth or not”
andrew’s favorite game is “im going to watch neil say something unhinged as fuck and offer zero input on if it’s true or not (i know the answer) and watch everyone cycle through the stages of grief as they realize that there is literally no way of knowing without asking and they’re scared ask if neil really jumped out of a plane without a parachute once or if he’s fucking with them”
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tortadeguajolo · 4 months ago
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It's finally starting to feel like Spring 🌷🌷
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tortadeguajolo · 4 months ago
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You ever think Andrew’s like, folding laundry in his apartment with Neil, throwing socks into their shared drawer because neither of them give a shit about socks, and then he has to pause because…he’s folding laundry.
For him and his boyfriend. Who are both adults with like, health insurance and shit. They say shit like “let’s go home” and “what’s for dinner?” Nothing is separated in their dresser except for workout wear because they need different size compression gear. They have matching jackets in the closet and pictures on the wall. They kiss each other good morning, and hello. They grocery shop. And suddenly Andrew’s nicotine gum is heavy in his pocket, because he stopped smoking so he’ll never be too out of breath to reach Neil.
Andrew has to stop to feel his heart, as if folding t-shirts was running a marathon, because he didn’t think he’d last this long. He didn’t think this was possible.
So Andrew sits in their apartment and feels.
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tortadeguajolo · 4 months ago
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Check-up
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tortadeguajolo · 4 months ago
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rereading
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