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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
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Tired of the “she did nothing wrong” mindset. She did EVERYTHING wrong and I’m still on her side and that’s true dedication baby.
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Honeysuckle (aka Woodbine)
Bonds of love
Genus Lonicera L. (1753)
The sentiments of bonds of love and related, and of devoted affection, are easily reached from the honeysuckle - it climbs forest trees and holds them tight, marking them for life:
The Honeysuckle has ever been the emblem of firm and fast affection—as it climbs round any tree or bush, that is near it, not only clinging to it faster than Ivy, but keeping its hold so tight as to leave its mark in deep furrows on the tree that has supported it. (Ellacombe 127)
Other writers expand upon the simple idea. For Phillips in Floral Emblems:
This happy emblem reminds us that sweetness of disposition is a firmer tie than dazzling beauty. (83)
Waterman goes in a different direction:
It was said that this feeble tree, thus shooting into the air, would overtop the king of the forest; but, as if its efforts were unavailing, it soon recoiled, and with graceful negligence adorned its friendly supporter with elegant festoons and perfumed garlands. (102)
Adams, in his Oriental Textbook, compares the woodbine in verse to an adoring bride hanging from her lover. Tyas in Language of Flowers, on the other hand, makes the ties of the honeysuckle not to a person, but to the land where one's childhood was spent.
Read more on Glossa Hortensia:
Image source: Billeder af Nordens Flora, August Mentz and Carl Hansen Ostenfeld, København: G.E.C. Gad's forlag (1917-1927) via the Biodiversity Heritage Library.
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elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans
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Honestly, Bea’s earned this (also this is great and always love to hear from people who’ve enjoyed the show, because we love making it, hahaha). Back in the studio soon…


mARTch Day 30: Gift
Today I’m gifting these lovely people:
@the-smol-cricket: my bestie, here’s Misty. Hope you like!!!
@dead-west-podcast: Devin, your podcast just stumbled onto my dash one day and I’ve been hooked ever since. The blend of horror, western vibes, history, relationships, and inclusion is so unique and I’m thrilled to be on this journey. Conrad, Auggie, Father Gregory, Vic, and even dear-old Louis are such fun characters. I love acting them out the first time I listen to an episode. The theme song lives in my head rent-free. So happy you’ve been liking my art of the podcast! Here’s another one, kinda how I envision Conrad while sin-eating (ik we haven’t seen it fully in the pod but whatever). Thank you so much for all Dead West has given me, and I look forward to more :D !
@toseeclearly & Emily Kellogg & Ian Boddy: Hi Alex, Emily, and Ian (mainly Alex here on Tumblr)! Thank you so much for your work and talent on Woodbine. It really hit me like a freight train I found it, bc I was so impressed to hear a podcast that polished and beautiful from the instant I hit play on the trailer. The setting, worldbuilding, soundscaping, writing, music, and voice acting are just so gorgeous!! The detective trio hold such a special place in my heart. To thank you, I decided to animate a couple lines from episode 10! I was originally gonna do just Bea, but what I recorded as practice cut off at the perfect time for a meme, so I just went with it. It makes me laugh every time I watch, and I hope it does the same for y’all too! Looking forward to Season 2 later this year :) .
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😭 oh my god the tags, thank you, so lovely (and BEA, my sweet vampire mess)

mARTch Day 9: Face
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I feel this.
trying to make unlikable characters
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We made a little discord for Woodbine/Parkdale Haunt. If you've ever wanted to shitpost about the show to my face, please join here. Or if it's expired like... I guess message me? Is that a thing? I miss Livejournal sometimes.
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Woodbine is for Lovers 🦇💕🦇
Happy Valentine’s Day!! Here’s Bea and Grace from the podcast Woodbine :3 Please listen to the podcast it’s so good.
(I was listening to so much Chappell Roan while drawing this it’s crazy)
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🖤 woodbine loves you 🖤
Our Valentine's Day special is out now, listenable in many places, but here's a link to get you started: aw hell yeah
An exploration of memory, of what it means to love, of lust and greed and hunger, the hunger in us all. For warmth, for the feeling of another, for absolution, for another chance. It's a look at how memory can be bent and twisted, how fragile and breakable it is, how hard it is to hold onto, even the easy things. It's also about having horny thoughts about your coworkers, so like, yeah.
This was actually the first episode we got to do for Woodbine (outside of the Q&A) where we had me, Emily, Ian, and Rob all together in the room. It's a good time, I can tell you that.
I hope you enjoy. See you soon.
P.S. Northern spicebush is a type of laurel. It'll make sense, I swear.
#podcasts#woodbine#woodbine podcast#horror#wlw#just kiss already#valentines#spicebush#women in podcasting#spooky ladies#vampires#sexy vampires
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For @sauroff ‘s Valentine’s cards competition
Art by @sauroff and I apologise for the bad jokes
Original art from these posts: Celegorm Maglor Sauron Maedhros
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