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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
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a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier
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rocky horror was ahead of its time Not because of the blatant queerness but because frank n furter's castle was wheelchair accessible
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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
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