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I might as well not even be a toskarin at this point... tetrin does my bit more often and better than me...

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STEALING MY BIT! BULLYING ME!

i really don't get how normal people drink can drink coffee without even moaning a little bit. without even getting close to cumming

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drinking my nerd coffee because i enjoy it

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i heard coffee makes your boobs bigger maybe tetrin-chan should be drinking more coffee like me

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you can just say it's small, you know

everyone tries to make fun of me for my most normal stats

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cawfee

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hey what the fuck

listen i'm just saying like it could be really really fun to train a woman in her late 20s, early 30s, to tspin, in like the way of tying her to a chair and slapping her or maybe leaving cuts on her arms if she fucks up, but patting her on the head and calling her a good girl if she succeeds. upping my standards over time and eventually only rewarding her for more complex setups or back-to-backs. anyway, coffee is tasty. feel free to tell me about your coffee preferences i like hearing about that kind of thing

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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

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i have so many followers but you people don't even care about my posts. i'm going to cry

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james hoffmann is after me because he knows i know things

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talking wonderfully about my secret soup ingredient and daring everyone to guess it to the point where even I forget that it was just some coffee for taste

talking menacingly about my secret soup ingredient and daring everyone to guess it to the point where even I forget that it was just some tea leaves for flavour

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the sick freaks at the unicoffee consortium have once again ignored all of my attempts to contact them about the new coffee