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So lonely that it physically hurts: “Yeah! We should hang out more often 😊”

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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

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sorry for being romantic, i‘ll go back to being scared of love. give me a second

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would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

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feeling extremely threatened right now

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in honor of the Oblivion remaster coming out I'd like to remind everyone of this absolute classic that singlehandedly changed my entire attitude towards life

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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theyre so cute they had to name them cuddlefish

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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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how it feels to use an adblocker

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getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time

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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

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Dog

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