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Howdy, rizzler. I heard you were at the escape room at 1 PM last Tuesday. Were you involved in the DUI? Just asking, broski.
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No, home slice, that isn't a microphone. That's my $25 Starbucks short caffè mocha.
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Yo, home skillet, I know your sister just died, but there's always time to come clean. Jail sucks.
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Nah, homie, that isn't a handcuffs. That's my pride flag, and that's facts.
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What's going on, bro. I heard you were at the Target at 8 PM earlier today. Were you involved in the hacking? Just asking for a friend, bruh.
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What's up, bro. Was that really you who committed that DUI or was it a cringe impostor?
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How are ya, broski. Was that really you who committed that murder or was it a cringe impostor?
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What's new, my man. Hear anything about the movie theater speeding?
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No, broski, that ain't an audio recorder. That's my iPhone.
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Hey, bruh, that coke was sick! Is this from the dealer at 655 W Palo Verde St.? Just asking for a friend, broski.
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Nah, bruh, that isn't a police baton. That's my drugs, no lie.
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Wazzup, broski. I heard you were at the gas station at 3 AM earlier today. Were you involved in the gambling? Just curious, brother.
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No way, broski, that ain't a tape recorder. That's my copy of Speak Now (Taylor's Version).
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Hey, homie, I know your grandpa just died, but there's always time to turn yourself in. You can't keep running away from your problems, or the police, and that's facts.
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Nah, dude, that couldn't be a video recorder. That's my fidget spinner.
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Yo, bruh, I know your life savings were stolen, but there's always time to come clean. The cops will catch up someday.
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Hey, rizzler, those drugs were epic! Is this from the dealer at 840 S Cedar Ave.? Just curious, bro.
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