totally-true-muppet-facts
totally-true-muppet-facts
Yup definitly real
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Satire muppet facts :)
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 months ago
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Kermit for pope
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 9 months ago
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ITS SLIMEY THE WORMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE
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EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SLIMEY THE WORM
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 10 months ago
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Muppet facts!
Disney kidpnapped the mods for seven months for sharing this illegal information!
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Muppet fact!
Studies show that 100% of people who follow muppet related tumblr blogs are in fact gay
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RIP mod kermit
Mod Kermit has died mhm yes he has
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Mod Kermit has died mhm yes he has
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Did you know
Sweetums has more bitches than you
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Scooter fact
he got replaced bc Disney hates nepo babies
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Beaker fact!
meeep meep meep me!!
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Bunsen fact
His bald had reflected the sun during filming once and blinded several extras. Disney does not want you to know this.
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Did you know
Animal is a silly little guy
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Gonzo fact!
He knows your sins
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Did you know
Gonzo is actually the monster of Loch Ness
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Miss Piggy will run for president
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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KERMIT FACTS
Every time they film they need a new Kermit. Which is made from the now luxurious extinct green bear from Canada.
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Yw :)
Penis
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totally-true-muppet-facts · 2 years ago
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Did you know
There is a hidden muppet movie where Kermit discovers he is a toad
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