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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

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Some of you might remember that I’m going to be running an AC Odyssey themed DnD campaign this summer, I hope to post updates once the campaign starts up so I can share all the hard work that me and my co-dm have done

But in the mean time the most important thing is that I have decided that not only will Brasidas survive Amphipolis but I’m making Kassandra canonically his wife ITS MY WORLD NOW UBISOFT

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The moral of the story is that when you’re tired and frustrated and your self esteem is low the answer is NOT to start a new video game

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"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

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C’mon. Give me the cursed amulet. I SWEAR I’m not being corrupted by it I just wanna look at it.

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Eivor is like, genuinely charismatic and has social skills and can de-escalate situations when she wants to but loses all ability to fuction when flirting and trying to express any kind of attraction or romantic interest

Kassandra on the other hand has absolutely no social skills outside of calling people fuckers and being an occasional shithead, and only has charisma when she’s flirting

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When you shitpost a little too hard and now the whole world knows you're a hole

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the thing that fucking gets me about kassandra is…she just never gets to go home.

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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The funniest part about liking Serious Angst Themes while simultaneously fixating on a silly blorbo from my show is that 13 year old me would be writing the exact same type of fanfics as me now. Real tragedy enjoyers know ts for life

Me: what if my favorite characters smoked cigarettes ans has severe trauma 😈

13 year old me: And drank alcohol and had horrible coping mechanisms too

Me: thats badass. I like the way you think

13 year old me: stop saying cusswords my mom Will get mad

Me: sorry

13 year old me: why are you a boy

Me: We're getting off topic.

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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God no seriously I love liars. I love when characters want their lie to be real. I love when characters didn't think this lie would be that serious, when they think it's just a little white lie that's worth it and that's helping even. I love when the lie gets wildly out of control and endangers everyone else in the process. I love when they're so so guilty over it and yet they can't say it, can't make themselves, too afraid of the consequences. I love when they're extremely aware of how wrong it is and still they can't admit it.

I love when characters make part of their identity being a liar. I love when characters openly admit that you can't trust what they say. Why do they? Bragging? Warning them? Just being self aware? I love when the character with a reputation for lying is trying to tell the truth and nobody believes them, and they have nobody to blame but themselves. I love when they lie so much not even they know what's under the act. I love when they don't know what's acting and what's not, when lying is just a habit for them.

I love characters who have begun to believe their own lie. Maybe they started with lying to themselves before they even said it to anyone else. Maybe they need this lie so they don't fall apart. Maybe it's all that's keeping them from breaking under reality. Maybe they take any attempt to confront them with the truth as a personal attack, because why would you make them face that. Maybe they've forgotten the truth. Maybe they never knew the truth at all. Maybe the lie was just the closest possible answer they could think of. How much are they a liar and how much are they just a person who was wrong? Where's the line?

I love liars. There are so many ways you can take their character and I will always lose my shit over it.

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none of my moots have TikTok so I’m posting this here

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic