Southern Twinkie with the perfect stripper name. Blunt AF. HR inappropriate. Full-time MSOM Student 👨🎓Part-time savage standup comic 🎤
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Fun day with brother from another mother and brother from the same mother! #universalstudios #harrypotterworld (at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Hollywood)
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My reaction to 2018 so far #laughable #2018 #happynewyear
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Who do I look like with these glasses? I’ve gotten Harry Potter, John Lennon, and NERD 🤓😆 #glasses #multipleidentities (at University of Southern California)
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Best. Day. EVER! #christmascameearly #rottweilerpuppy #rottweiler #dogsofinstagram #iminheaven #puppies 📷: @captain_j_obvious
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This is the grooms men’s response to “Show me your swag face.” #jansendowntheaisle (at Cobblestone Park Golf Club | Blythewood, SC)
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You can tell we had fun! #jansendowntheaisle (at Cobblestone Park Golf Club | Blythewood, SC)
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It’s #november and in ten more days, I’ll see one of my amazing China buddies @ronisjans get #hitched! #cantwait #wbw #studyabroad #undergraddays #jansendowntheaisle (at Great Wall of China)
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#weddingguest 📷: @karita_paloma (at Charleston, South Carolina)
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#princesscays #vacation #cruise #carnivalesctasy (at Princess Cays)
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#lasvegas my condolences (at Las Vegas Strip)
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#halloween all month! #throwback to last year when I was #poisonivy at a toga party #costume #cantwait
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