totallyhumanhere
totallyhumanhere
I Swear I’m Real
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| pfp: @mothboy-fluffy | Hi! | I'm Jade | Probably will shitpost too | Not a good writer | Might actually start using this blog to write | Current interests are: Blue Eye Samurai, Arcane, Book of Bill/Gravity Falls, etc |
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totallyhumanhere · 11 days ago
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OHHH??? OH MY GOD LOOK AT MY FRIENDS STUFF
Another OC Sheet!
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This is my other mothsona, Dante, I'll refer to him as Fluffy sometimes, or most of the time tbh... hehe. His design is based off of white-lined sphinx moths (Hyles Lineata), he's chill asf and he has a pet aphid he calls Ollie <3
Ummm, and yeah! :3 You can learn more about him on Toyhouse (whenever I decide to flesh out his bio a lil more, that is... oops, hehe.)
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totallyhumanhere · 20 days ago
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totallyhumanhere · 21 days ago
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the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016
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totallyhumanhere · 25 days ago
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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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totallyhumanhere · 25 days ago
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totallyhumanhere · 25 days ago
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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.
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totallyhumanhere · 1 month ago
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:3 <- smile for cats, dogs :) <- smile for humans :] <- smile for reptiles, amphibians :> <- smile for birds := <- smile for insects (: <- smile for sinister humans
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totallyhumanhere · 1 month ago
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Whoops!
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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
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totallyhumanhere · 2 months ago
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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
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totallyhumanhere · 2 months ago
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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please
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totallyhumanhere · 2 months ago
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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totallyhumanhere · 3 months ago
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
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totallyhumanhere · 3 months ago
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When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".
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totallyhumanhere · 3 months ago
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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
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totallyhumanhere · 3 months ago
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drake?
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totallyhumanhere · 3 months ago
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totallyhumanhere · 3 months ago
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STOP SCROLLING!
You are doing such a good job handling all of the difficulties in your life! You are handling things way better than you think you are. You are here today. Give yourself credit for that.
That’s it. I just wanted to let you know that. You can continue your scrolling now🍀🕊
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