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bY DROPPING IT YOU DUMMY

If I can eat a hamburger with one hand without spilling it is not a valid hamburger experience

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bananas ROTAT E

banan a

rotato faster banana

go

g      O

can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY

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it didn’t work

Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.

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t--a--k--e

When I say “Steal” you say “Legs”

STEAL

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me: *sprays neospirin on my scrape which hurt so fucking bad after having a shower*

neospirin: *makes the wound hurt even more*

me: excuse me what the fuckles

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i would like to know what was going through that boy’s mind when he decided to swallow that wii whole

Safety warnings from the Nintendo Wii’s Japanese manual

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ploop

now is fat

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distressed cookies n’ cream poptart

ur screamo name

first letter of first name: a: vicious b: dark c: raging d: wrathful e: possessed f: devilish g: overlord h: black i: unchristened j: gothic k: hungry l: satanic m: empty n: dead o: hardcore p: burnt q: mad r: torn s: distressed t: wicked u: infernal v: bloody w: derranged x: demonic y: damned z: zesty

add that to what u had for breakfast n u got urself ur screamo name

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Well I just know I’m not astrangemann that’s for sure!

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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the struggles of want

me: *gets can of pringles*

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: *eats it all*

me: *is sad because no more pringles*

me: i told you don't eat them all dumbass

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the struggles of want

me: *gets can of pringles*

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

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the struggles of want

me: *gets can of pringles*

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

me: do not eat it all

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me too

God I’m so fucking tired

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ah there it is

We all have deeply ingrained memories from one specific episode of the magic school bus

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It’s a cool place, but they say it’s never over

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

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Who would win: Thanos or Kratos?

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...i should’ve told you he had no arms before that. now poor mcbuggins can’t do anything anymore!

what do you think of donald mcbuggins

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