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Roy: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Havoc: Cheese is so good though.

Riza: Congrats Sir, you got one.

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“Don’t buy Colgate whitening toothpaste, it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. It’s been two weeks and I’m still Xingese.”

— Roy Mustang

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posting royhavoc all by myself

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this is their relationship to me. not even really parental in any traditional sense but by god does mustang carry the same level of exhaustion and sense of responsibility

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Obsessed with whatever the fuck is going on here. Classic Hughes. Depressed slut. Lust and Gluttony just chillin'. What a vibe.

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this tweet is so funny

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their dynamic to me is just the basement yard podcast in its entirety but. in a gay way

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ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

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I think we are way too chill about Lan Fan. "She's sixteen. She cut off her own arm and waded through dirty sewers right after. She recovered from automail surgery in six months, a shorter time than the main character of the series, who previously held the record for shortest recovery period. She took on not one, not two, but THREE immortal beings and came out alive from every encounter. She cut off her own arm. She blew up a town in her first appearance. She blushed a lot. She cut off her own arm. She was the key to a more important character accomplishing his goal. She was arguably the most loyal character out of a giant cast of hyperloyal characters. She cut off her own arm.

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if its any indication of who my favorites are, it took me two minutes to draw riza and half an hour to give up on roy

part one / part two

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Flame Alchemist

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sometimes a comic can be an undefined au with your favorite characters and 5 lines of dialogue you think are funny at 2am

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alright i can get possessed my homie said it was chill

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everything he touches turns to black

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rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

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chatterbox

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the way that my original plan for these textposts was to make like. 10 compilations. anyway here's dungeon meshi textposts pt29!!!

pt1 | pt2 | pt3 | pt4 | pt5 | pt6 | pt7 | pt8 | pt9 | pt10 

pt11 | pt12 | pt13 | pt14 | pt15 | pt16 | pt17 | pt18 | pt19 | pt20 

pt21 | pt22 | pt23 | pt24 | pt25 | pt26 | pt27 | pt28 |  pt29 |