totallypaulmccartney

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i call it serving cunt, rhymes with grug

i call it fuckin up some tea, rhymes with grug

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i call it havin a toke, rhymes with grug

i call it fuckin up some tea, rhymes with grug

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i call it havin a tug, it rhymes with grug

i call it fuckin up some tea, rhymes with grug

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Paul McCartney in John Lennon’s glasses

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i call it tripping over air, rhymes with grug

i call it fuckin up some tea, rhymes with grug

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i call it riding the sun, rhymes with grug

i call it fuckin up some tea, rhymes with grug

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i call it fuckin up some tea, rhymes with grug

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I love it when he does that.

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YES!

And also i made some biscuits, do you want some?

john guess what…..

chicken butt—

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Paul I set the oven on fire again…

— @john-winston-ono-lennon

WHAT WHY??……alright i’ll fix it….again

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Sweaty Paul appreciation post

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I don’t “remember” facts and history about The Beatles, I’m haunted by them

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Noooo i want my stuff backkk ☹️

i had a dream about me sneaking into the beatles' house (they all live together in that dream) and i stole john lennon's guitar. i got caught by paul but he was pretty chill about it and even helped me escape

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Yes they do

They also say “Whoa mama” a lot as well

HI JOHN

Hey😏☝️

Ello

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What if i pay you….10 quid…

i had a dream about me sneaking into the beatles' house (they all live together in that dream) and i stole john lennon's guitar. i got caught by paul but he was pretty chill about it and even helped me escape