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my turn to do this because a.) my motivation is at the lowest it's ever been and b.) I don't have the confidence to do this without you slightly crazy people cheering me on

100 notes and i'll attempt to drink an adequate amount of water a day

edit: ✔ glugged a bottle of water and set reminders so I don't forget

200 notes, i'll turn my blog lime green for one week. (after that one week pasts, I'll try to make my blog aesthetically pleasing or whatever)

edit: ✔ turning it lime green for ONE week. shrek can live on my blog for now

300 notes, and i'll post a fanfic about a random character- just send me an ask and I'll write for whomever (not posting a fan fic about shrek.)

edit: ✔ character taken!

400 notes, and i'll stop procrastinating and do the missing assignments that've been piling up on me (I have... over seven overdue assignments 🤡 )

edit: ✔ working on them right now :')

500 notes, and i'll audition for musical theatre (surprise I can sing)

edit: ✔ in progress....

600 notes, and i'll start practicing my violin at least 5-6 times a week

edit: ✔ found my violin in its dusty cave and tuned it :D

700 notes, and i'll open writing requests on this blog for two days. (no more no less. anything after that, will be deleted.)

edit: ✔ requests are now open. please be specific who you want to be written, and I'll write it to the best of my ability. please keep in mind that nsfw/smut/dark content will NOT be written for. x readers, platonic relationships, and sfw requests only. thank you :3

800 notes and i'll start saving up for a new laptop

edit: ✔ started saving up so I can get a new laptop! the laptop I'm using now is alright, but I could use an upgrade

900 notes and i'll start a corpo blog

edit: ✔

1k notes, and i'll ask my parents to take me to a doctor to test if I have adhd

edit: ✔ just scheduled an appointment. thankfully it didn't take that much convincing and didn't turn into a argument

[bonus stuff:]

1.5k notes and i'll start a micro-nation blog

2k notes and i'll come out to my parents

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If this post gets 10,000 notes, you have to wear a skirt

GALDLY

GIMMICKS I SUMMON THY!!!

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Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on

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Hello friend

probably need an intro.,.,

you all can call me dew or mountain dew if you wanna be fancy.

he/fizz/xe pronouns exclusively<3

im transmasc + pan n poly..,..,,

basic info done thats all please be tame-ish.

interests found here,.,.

blog owner is a minor please be normal dear god 💔

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I love watching these freaks of nature get ratio-ed into oblivion

IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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Hello

i forgot about this blog

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IM THE SAME HEIGHT

5'5

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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Hello :3

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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Yes, you can has sammich

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

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Also they can be ridiculously expensive

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock