tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma
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Someone: what kind of music do you like?
Me: *has only listened to Hamilton for months*
Me: *remembers that Hamilton includes a wide variety of styles, including rap, hip hop, R&B, traditional showtunes, "hip hop Dixieland", love songs, and swing*
Me: oh, you know, a little of everything
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I feel bad when I gently reposition my dog off the blanket, but don’t care when I rip the blanket off my boyfriend in the middle of the night
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honestly…the best part of 2016
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(successfully tracks down a version of a post from a deactivated OP that doesn’t have tyler oakley’s commentary on it)
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the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars
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Washington capitals? Doesnt ring a bell honestly
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