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Do you live in one of the top ten populated cities in the United States?

New York City, NY

Los Angeles, CA

Chicago, IL

Houston, TX

Phoenix, AZ

Philadelphia, PA

San Antonio, TX

San Diego, CA

Dallas, TX

Jacksonville, FL

I live elsewhere in the US

I do not live in the US

From the census numbers, about 7% of the US lives in these ten cities - I wanna see how the numbers line up for tumblr!

From the census numbers, about 7% of the US lives in these ten cities - I wanna see how the numbers line up for tumblr!

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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buy that transgender woman a large cut of high quality fresh farm-grown salmon from the store

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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SOMERSET - A local family is catching heat after throwing a birthday bash for their daughter last weekend featuring a piñata shaped like a police officer. The party, held at a public park, was going smoothly until the kids lined up to take swings at “Officer Snickers,” a papier-mâché patrolman stuffed with candy and what appeared to be citations for bad attitudes. “We just thought it was funny,” said the girl’s father, Randy Gillis, a lifelong Democrat. “She wanted a piñata and said ‘make it someone with authority.’ I blame Paw Patrol.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

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i really could write an essay on how shit is that we’ve completely abandoned the monster-of-the-week episode format even when rebooting shows that relied on it to replace them with grimdark edgy plotlines where nothing feels good or accomplished at the end of the day

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

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the boat with aid that greta thunberg is on is being surrounded by a drone but they refuse to retreat

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Can someone show me butt mogged these zoomers today

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