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hetero women will say shit like "I like when my man is a little effeminate" and he's just kinda skinny

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I need everyone to know when this scene happened i was dying of laughter for a second it felt so inappropriate like i was thinking thank god im not watching thsi with anyone else bc what if this isn't supposed to be funny

I was pointing and laughing so hard i felt guilty afterwards like I'm sorry and they kept pausing too at awkward moments so i was like thinking damn they can't do their lines bc im not supposed to laugh here so hard

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THE SHOWS EVER MADE

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Hes so much taller than her without her high heels wtf. Look at him. Hes having to bend his knees. Hes also so much thicker than her too.....aaaaaaaaaaa

THIS TRULY IS THE SEASON FOR TOTODO

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I've been thinking about this a lot actually if i were a character zombie totty would stop everyone from putting the watermelon seeds in me, would take one, wash it really really good, then wrap it in plastic, hand me an antihistamine, and then the seed

And i would just eat it. Anything for my love. Itd be funny and cute and silly bc i still end up a watermelon zombie except my head never turns into one bc bart i die if it did. On account of my allergies.

And when its time to stop being one he'd just stick 4 fingers down my throat like he did with osomatsu except like. He would do a nasty smile and everyone should know throwing up is now apart of our weird kink bullshit so they'd roll their eyes and pretend but to notice me briefly getting spit on his hand and sucking his fingers wait can anyone hear me? Who said that? I ?

I couldnt be made a zombie bc im allergic to watermelon but I've been laughing like crazy

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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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i’m happy to see other people’s selfships because i feel comforted knowing characters I might not feel anything for are truly loved by someone else. because everyone deserves to be loved

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Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

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He brushed her hair that one time too

THIS TRULY IS THE SEASON FOR TOTODO

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kinniku

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I have determined he would initially fight me on it too, maybe physically prevent me and wrestle me in attempts to stop me from putting my gum in his mouth to swallow it for me

And then after the second or third time when Todomatsu sees me chewing gum he'd just hold out his hand after two minutes bc putting it in his hand instead of spitting it in his mouth is more respectful and gives him rhe sense he's in control

After it becomes so common of an experience he can expect me to give him my gum when im done every time he just kinda melts into it and is very nice and sweet and polite like: have you finished it yet, cutie? You can give it to me any time

And then i spit it in his mouth. This change stems from he started getting a boner from it bc he is my babygirl and loves being useful and used.

As soon as the parking situation clears up at home im gonna watch the second episode and confirm if s4 todomatsu is accommodating enough to let me spit my used gum in his mouth, and he eats it since i no longer have the gum eater skill tree.

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I love being right btw (this was drawn July 2024, the original art from 2020 is under the read more)

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MECHANIC KARAMATSU… MECHANIC KARAMATSU IS REAAAAL

This was drawn by the official character designer! I think he’s releasing a new drawing every week?

LOOK AT HIIIMMM

Here’s the other drawing… love that karamatsu and osomatsu look like newsies while todomatsu looks like a pink Where’s Waldo.

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Jyushimatsu is so serious this season like his perma smile is gone..hes expressing like a normal person

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HES SO SEXY TO ME TODOMATSU I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU CAN I SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THEYRE THICK PLEASE CAN YOU SWALLOW THE EXCESS I LOVE YOU

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YALL ARE CRAZY HOW COULD ANYONE HATE S4 THIS IS SO FUNNY. IYAMIIIIII

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PUT IT AWAY ICHIMATSU PUT YOUR FUPA AWAAYYY

tumblr had marked my selfies as not safe for work when i had a camel toe this big so i think ichimatsu needs to be shot bc his coochie is hanging out real heavily.