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dean, age 26, someone mentioning he looks so much like his father. he puffs his chest out, flips up the collar of his hand-me-down leather jacket and smiles.

dean, age 46, mary mentioning how he looks so much like his father. and there's a pit in his stomach and a knot in his chest and he wants to throw up and he doesn't know why.

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"Dean Winchester is straight. He said he didn't swing that way!!"

Meanwhile Dean Winchester:

BONUS

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Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now

Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs

Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts

Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries

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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

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cas. cas stop blowing out the lightbulbs. cas those are expensive. cas we have to pay for those.

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Any of you heard that Reddit story about a guy who had a gay roommate that thought he wasn't homophobic, but every time the roommate brought a guy home, he got really upset and that made him question weather he actually is homophobic, only to discover that he's actually just jealous and into said roommate?

Now, hear me out: Destiel.

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“You have a Guinea pig? Where?”

Said with so much hope. I fucking love cas

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cas confessing to dean in 12.12 and then last second being like “actually i love all of you.” is so fucking hilarious. bro waiting until he was dying AND STILL BACKED OUT 😭😭😭

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Happy Father’s Day!

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✨slay✨

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Sorry but destiels storyline is objectively so fucking funny. This gargantuan all-poweful millenia old biblical angel pulls an atheist out from hell and the first thing they both think is man do i wanna fuck him. Gotta hand it to spn you cant find this shit anywhere else

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When sweethearts go on a date and share

Oh, look… Sam is off somewhere 🤣

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cas always wants to handle things alone cuz he doesn’t want the winchesters to worry about it or be in danger and it pisses dean off every time cuz he doesn’t want cas in danger either 😭

genuinely dean just wants cas to stop doing dangerous things to impress him and cas is mad that dean never appreciates all the dangerous things he does to impress him

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Season 4 in a nutshell

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you’re telling me dean made cas a mixtape of his favorite zeppelin tracks

and spelled tracks with two x’s

after saying earlier in the season that knowing zeppelin songs is how his parents fell in love

they can’t keep getting away with this

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supernatural said:

if cas was tortured and brainwashed and attacked dean, beat him savagely, wrestled him to his knees, bloodied him, angel blade raised, dean wouldn’t fight back. he would gently grab his arm and say “this isn’t you. please. you’re family. I need you.”

and that would be enough to break through to him.

if dean was overcome by an ancient curse to be violent and attacked cas, beat him savagely, threw him across a room, bloodied him, pinned him to the floor, angel blade raised, cas wouldn’t fight back. would gently grab his arm and say “please stop.”

and that would be enough to break through to him.