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Recién estoy en el segundo capítulo de Okupas y el corazón me duele por el Pollo. Cómo lo mira a Ricardo me parte el alma, se cree que es un ángel bajado del cielo. Pobre.

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i personally didn't interpret logan's "you had a girlfriend?" as him thinking wade was gay, but as being shocked that a woman would put up with him. however, i think that just makes it funnier that he himself ends up as wade's boyfriend. joke's on you, bub.

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sweetest post ever??? 😭

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Harry is in Statemen's HQ packing up, in his room full of memory drawn butterflies; his actual biographical memory totally wiped to his twenty something self again. Eggsy goes in and begs him to not leave Kingsman.

"You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me."

Then Eggsy goes on using incorrectly a metaphor about maggots and larvae and how Harry helped him so much to breakthrough his chrysalis.

I misread (in purpose) the quote to make it sexy!Hartwin, but I think that in its core it is one wonderful love scene: Eggsy begs him to no leave, Harry doesn't understand why he cares, Eggsy tries desperately to talk in some kind of language that this Harry could understand and the soft glance of Harry when he realises Eggsy is really trying, maggots and all? My God!

Also, all this scene is when still are like one hour and twelve minutes of movie remaining

So, Eggsy really told Harry "Pin me to the wall" eh?

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I dreamt that "A quiet place: day one" was like another prequel to the Hunger Games (I mean: it was the selling point) like how Panem has came to been.

Be wary of your sleep medications, kids.

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ineffable husbands + text posts bonus:

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crowley + text posts pt. 2 bonus:

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Jean Valjean was submitted by two people as best and one person as idk make someone else decide.

Submission Comments:

He saved Cosette from the terrible con artists raising her as a servant and he was a great(ish) dad to her but also once she found a man he was like “you don’t need me anymore I’ll die :)” which was Terrible of him

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You and me are not the same.

You cried about Bing Bong death and I cried about the death of Mothra in Godzilla II.

And about Bing Bong. I cried a lot. All the time.

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Let's add "Down bad" by Taylor Swift on the fan soundtrack of Good Omens 3.

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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

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"Do I wanna know?" By the Arctic Monkeys is SO a pinning Good Omens song. But has you considered "Crying Lightning" as a reunion song from series 3?