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I often get a tad wacky at night 😔

Shit got so bad I started taking notes

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reading deltarune fics and at this point we should make a bingo card for incorrect spellings of Rouxls Kaard. i'm reading a longer fic and I'm like "roulsx... roulx.... rouxles..... rouxl...... oh! in the author's notes here, Rouxls! wait, no, back to rouxl"

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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now

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getting really obsessed with houses that are characters

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hello website that likes fucked up houses. did you know that i wrote a gmless tabletop game based on house of leaves where you can create your very own fucked up house

it's called house. yes literally. the main mechanic is that you draw a map of a fucked up, sprawling, potentially never-ending house that grows as you explore it in-game. you draw from a deck of regular playing cards to determine the vibe of each room in the house. you might never escape! that's up to you. i'm not your mom

you can get it here and there's a 50% chance you already own it if you bought one of the big itch bundles during early pandemic. enjoy

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do you understand?

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(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake

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may i share with you the best video on the internet

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I enjoy doing this art style with Spamton neo but it's just so hard to translate it to digital art

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🐛 ROUXLS KAARD from DELTARUNE EATS WORMS 🐛

requested by anonymous

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Rouxls Kaard from Deltarune is dumb as fuck!

requested by anonymous

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tasque manager watching the café being blocked by a stranger slowly turning into a statue trapping swatch and the swatchlings inside, and queen helping a stumbling frost-covered noelle with blank white eyes up the stairs, and then seeing spamton with a crowbar run past thirty seconds later

[I.D.: A meme of Kermit the Frog sipping Lipton tea, edited to have Tasque Manager sipping the tea. Above it is the caption, "I Just Work Here", in all caps; Tasque Manager's ears are partially covering it. End I.D.]

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Lancer: the chaos son

Rouxls Kaard: the Lesser Dad and a genuinely good adoptive parent who nevertheless is often pushed to his wit's end