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I love my beautiful wife.

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yeah that's exactly what i was saying

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idk this is probably the best panel sequence in the series just in my opinion

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We’re all aflutter over the sea angel!

This swimming snail's rhythmic flapping and graceful movements resemble whimsical wings. The flappy bits you see sculling through the water aren’t wings at all—they’re basically a modified, slimy snail foot. 

And despite its celestial appearance—the sea angel is a carnivorous hunter. With hidden tentacles tucked away inside its head, it tracks down prey and strikes!

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Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding 💀

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are ya winning daughter

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This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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My very existence violates all three of the Utopian Pillars, as well as a secret fourth and fifth

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05/14/2024

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modders be like: "this here is a beauty pack for female characters!" *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*