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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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"But I did it." Sebastian Stan as Winter Soldier Captain America: Civil War (2016)

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MEN!!! do NOT diet and work out. you may get VISIBLE ABS which is UPSETTING to weird fags online...

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"The family's fighting again"

how r u gonna have a divorce so bad the TV has abandonment issues LMAOOOOOO

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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Instagram sucks so bad everyone I know has this particular psychosis where they're like "why did he open the reel I sent him but didn't respond", "we've been friends for so long she didn't like my story even though it's my birthday", "they liked my event post but didnt share it to their story", "what does it mean if a guy i slept with 3 times a year ago liked my story" liiiiikkkkee who gives a single fuck people only look at that shit while theyre on the toilet or in line or driving

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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every official US state post online is always like "🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WE MUST STRENGTHEN OUR NATION BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸" and every official post from China state media is like "we just built 10 new railways yay! :) also we love haveing a good times with our friends 🌍"

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how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

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mmmrrrmm gloomed arm headcanons

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so that one yiga side quest huh

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so that one yiga side quest huh

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF