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There's something so sweet to me about having an f/o that's considered intimidating or scary. Like this big spooky person LOVES YOU!!! They love you so much, and they want you to know it!

Can they be a little bit intense about it? Of course. But they do it to show just how much they care, how dedicated they are to you.

And the joy it brings them from the bottom of their heart, that YOU were the person to bring this side out of them. Priceless, they wouldn't trade it for anything.

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SLIME BENEATH ME

SLIME UP ABOVE

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Ooh, you'll love my (ah! Ah! Ah!) toxic love ☠️

Human version of Hexxus 💀 Ferngully be damned. "Fuck pollution!" you say? You bet I will.

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guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win

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I regret nothing.

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Hexxus

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A movie for every year since I was born: Fern Gully (1992)

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I don't know why adults expected me to grow up normal and not being a total monster fucker. Like, I grew up with this fucker, Hexxus:

Like, honestly? I'd fuck that pollution cloud. It would kill me, probs from toxic burns, but totally worth it.

And the song, Toxic Love? The writers knew what they were doing. Also, the extended album addition? There's literally a line about how horny he is. Plus, the biggest slut of all played him, Tim Curry. THEY KNEW FULL WELL WHAT THEY WERE DOING.

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Howdy! I can't stop writing to you so here we go! The Largos brothers, Nathan, fuck it Hexxus, our dumb ghostface duo, and the Auditor with a top goth male S/O that love to speak to them in Spanish and mercilessly teasse them. I'd imagines the love languages of Spanish and Italian mixing/confusing both parties at times. Adios.👋

all these boys mmmmMM

Luigi

Luigi by far is the most aggressive Italian, but there is just something about you sweet talking to him in Spanish that just calms him right down and makes him just fall even more in love with you

You’re intimidating to a lot of his assistants, but you can be sure that if you need it you’ve got it. The two of you are an absolute power couple, brushing through all the lines, all the crowds and being just about first in ever line of everything. Waiting? What’s that?

The teasing, good lord. It flusters Luigi to no end to hear your smooth voice speak to beautifully to him. While he’s not the best at the whole sweet talking thing, he can’t help but just grab you and hold you close to him, listening to your compliments

Pavi

Pavi speaks Italian more frequently than Luigi does, seeing that it really swoons the people into loving and adoring him when they hear him. But at the same time he’s no match for your loving personality and smooth talking

The two of you seem to only exchange sweet nothings and pokes at each other in Spanish and Italian. Pavi is always so handy and ready to go, but adding your teasing to the mix just makes it so much better

Your fashion… however… do you have anything else in your closet that he by chance could wear as well? He’s such a little rebel against Rotti, doing whatever the hell he likes along with his brother, but much more interested in his looks

You’re showered in compliments about how you look and how stunning you are. If it were up to him, the two of you would be the faces to GeneCo. Maybe… just maybe he’ll see if Rotti likes that idea

Nathan

Your sense of style is like Shilo on steroids, but he would be lying if he said you couldn’t pull it off. Always coming home with something that he thought would fit your ‘aesthetic’ in hopes of making you smile

By far the most flustered by your teasing. He’s a man to swoon at just seeing an ankle exposed, and you in that choker and ripped jeans just does something to him. Adding that accent to it does not help his case

He’s taken classes in Spanish when he was younger, so he understands what you’re saying, but sometimes out in public you just get under his skin, in a very good way. His face flushes out in red, trying not to make it obvious to the people around him

Hexxus

You’ll have your work cut out for you whenever you’re around Hexxus. If you though you’d always come out as the top teaser of the relationship, you’re wrong. The King of Tease, as he calls himself, and he let’s you know it

Although it’s very easy to fluster him and get him worked up, just instead of getting quiet and fidgety, he hits you right back with something over the top. You’ll be practically growing red for him

The Spanish, however just turns him on to no end. He finds it just too hot to keep his hands to himself whenever you whisper to him and eye him up. Oh honey, you have no idea what you’ve got yourself into

Billy

You know when you have affectively gotten to Billy when he gives you a little grin and some side eyeing. He adores it when you whisper to him and run your hands up and down his arms

He normally doesn’t tease you back too much, just wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you close to him to kiss the side of your head

But your look? Good god he just cannot get over how badass you look. Would you mind if he borrowed a leather jacket sometime though? He thinks it would be a good little way for him to match you. Of course, he doesn’t have the whole shabang but, a jacket should work nicely in his favor

Stu

Stu is a handful whether you like it or not, and teasing him does not make it any better. He isn’t quiet about it either. While half the time he has no idea what the hell you are saying, he likes how you’re saying it so that’s that

If the two fo you are out in public he has absolutely no shame in teasing you loudly and making it just a bit too obvious to whoever is around. Poor them, Stu can say some pretty weird shit…

He demands that you give him an entire makeover however. I mean clothing, accessories and make up if you’re really feeling up to it. Anything to make him look as dope as you do 

The Auditor

He adores the Goth appeal you give off. It’s something he can get used to fairly quickly. Ya know the whole working for Hell thing can get a bit boring and gruesomely annoying, so seeing you in this dark way is certainly something new that he loves

But boy let me tell you how flustered he gets whenever you sweet talk to him. For one thing, he can’t remember he’s even had someone he was interviewing try to ‘hit’ on him to get out, so this… this is something he likey

Don’t be surprised if he comes back at you when he’s feeling a little bit brave with his own sweet talking in Spanish. He’s been around long enough to know languages that haven’t been spoken for hundreds of years

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DAMNIT TIMOTHY 💖

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Cuz I’ve been picturing this myself recently…. Imagine ur tiny nonhuman f/o riding around on ur shoulder

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Is keeping Hexxus busy helping the environment?

Because I mean like...

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Imagine your villain F/O siphoning gas from people's cars.

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Can we get sfw and nsfw hexxus headcannons with a s/o Love you horror mom 😘

It is your job to send in more Hexxus asks when my inbox is open

Hexxus

He’s both physically and emotionally affectionate. It can seem like a lot and a little selfish, but he would do anything for you, really. If you wanted it you’d have it and he’d do literally everything in his power to keep you happy and satisfied, if you know what I mean

Hexxus feeds off of your yearning and pleads for him, even your happiness. Not just because he’s a massive tease and loves to deny you of anything until you beg for it, but because he’s also genuinely in love with you and knowing that you need him fuels his ego

A smooth talker, whispering to you the dirtiest things he can do to you when he has a moment alone with you, snaking that mist of his up your body to make you shiver. How adorable

He’s wrapped around your finger, literally. There is never a moment when he isn’t right next to you. It can get hard to work or focus on what you’re doing with him constantly distracting you. He needs attention too, okay? He’s got an ego to keep up

Hexxus can’t deny that he’s one fine piece of ass, but he thinks your just... stunning. You’re complemented on anything, especially on how sexy you look

Especially when the two of you are tangled up together, you get nothing but praise for how good your body feels. He’s good at making your legs shake and your eyes roll back, so just leave it up to him. He enjoys it just as much as you do

And the begging, really. He loves for you to call out his name, or “daddy,” that gets him worked up too. The moment you’re about to relieve yourself he stops, making you beg for him once more, you’re really gonna need to yell if you want it

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Hexxus interested in a environmentalist

MMMMM I love smog man

Hexxus

Even he can’t believe himself. Really, Hexxus, catching feelings for someone that’s quite literally on the opposing team. But damn did you look mighty fine

Of course, it didn’t take you long to hear about his name once you arrived at the forest. It didn’t take you long to meet him either, seeing as he has to know just about everything that enters the forest and what are they doing there. Is there anyway for him to benefit from it

He tries to act like he knows everything about health and saving the environment when he’s around you but.. it just ends up being him saying “What she said.” he has no clue what he’s talking about but you need to think that he does, okay?

But he enjoys your enthusiasm about the rain forest, find it to be quiet attractive really. He offers to take you around the forest, show you some special places and whatnot. All the while taking mental note of how gross all of the greenery is, but agree with you that it’s indeed “spectacular”

If you thought he was dramatic and flamboyant normally, just wait until he get’s his eye on you

It takes everything in him though not to be a dick about the well being of the Earth. Also staying away from his pure smog or pure… slime form when out and about with you. It’s a semi skeletal-slime concoction, so that he can actually… bond with you? At least that’s what he thinks

Although sometimes he just can’t help it and has to return to that magnificent smog and just attach and swarm around you for the time being, wherever you take him. You’ll notice that he’s extremely clingy, always wanting to know what you’re working on, what plant’s you’re looking at, what you’re observing and all that jazz, even though he doesn’t know what half of it means

Btw, Hexxus is a total himbo