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Elder Maxson: We're kind of missing something guys.

Rhys: Cohesion?

Haylen: Teamwork?

Danse: A general sense of what we're doing?

Yuriko(oc): And Kimi is not here.

Elder Maxson: Oh, and that, yeah.

Everyone: *five minutes of silence*

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Deacon: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.

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Hancock: A whole orange will float in the water, but a peeled orange sink underwater, why?

Nick: If you are bathing in a pool and someone snatches your clothes, what will you do? You will definitely hide under the water. That is what oranges do.

Hancock:

Nick:

Hancock: …Okay, Fair enough.

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Piper: What’s an orgasm?

Hancock: When you fold paper into little birds and shit

Maccready: Bitch that’s oregano

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Squire Maxson: I hate this escape room.

Sarah Lyons: Stop calling the Citadel that.

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Hancock: Good news! I didn’t screw up!

Sole: …

Hancock: I screwed up less badly than usual!

Sole: …

Hancock: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.

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Sole: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Maccready: *raises hand*

Piper: *puts his hand down*

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Maxson: There’s no way she likes me back.

Danse: Kimi would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Yuriko: Kimi would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Sole: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Maccready: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Nick: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Piper: We have three, actually!

Hancock: Pick your favorite.

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Kimi(My sole): So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Maxson: We're chopsticks!

Scribe Haylen; passing by: Well... that's cute!

Scribe Haylen : Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Kimi: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Gage: I'm actually genuinely terrified of you sometimes.

Kimi(My sole): What, why?

Gage: Remember that time you were like crying your eyes out and then I got up to get tissues 'cause your nose was runny and when I came back you were like, "Wanna see me dance?"

Gage: Like what the fuck was that.

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Deacon: imagine using your free time to read a book

Hancock: if you can’t read just say that

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Mason: Can I sleep in your bed?

Kimi: Mason, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.

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Deacon: Did you steal my sunglasses?

Sole: You were talking to me as I put them on

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Sole: I'm sorry. Please talk to me

Maccready:

Sole: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Maccready: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms

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Rhys: Someone will die...

Haylen: Of fun!