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louis one direction is a paragon of mental fortitude because all the black mold girlies go to his concerts and throw rainbow flags at him. in the face of his overwhelming heterosexual tracksuit aura . and then in the least homophobic manner possible he has to dodge them matrix-style lest he accidentally implicate himself as harry styles' wife. What must that do to a man
#this has me fucking rolling#if you told me 10 years ago that i didn't believe in larry anymore and also believed now that louis is straight i would be devastated#i got reccomended a 2024 larry conspiracy vid on my fyp a few days ago and i was like wow#this would've been me if i like. didn't get a life
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If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
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"Open up my eager thighs" or whatever the hell Mr Brightside was singing
#when i was younger i thought at the end of the song when he's singing 'i neverrrrr I NEVERRRRR'#was him saying 'viagraaaaa...VIAGRAAAAAAAA'#if you listen to it i am not joking that's what it sounds like
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why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??
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what part of pet *play* do u not understand now throw the fucking ball for real this time
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a few years back my car insurance company offered me a discount if i stuck a dongle in my car that would tell them how i drive (specifically reporting hard accelerations and stops), with a base discount of 10% even if i drive like a madman up to 40%ish if i drive like a grandma. and of course naturally my first thought was "huh i bet i could make something running off an Arduino that filters hard brakes and accelerations out of the incoming data stream to get that 40% discount" and i got as far as looking up OBD2 protocols before realizing that that would just be insurance fraud. yes im an engineer raised by two engineers how could you tell
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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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is your toothpaste currently running low?
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